coffee is the essence of the bean,
energizing those who caffeinate.
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in fact. i want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the supreme court, i'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia, AND take Sotomayor to the Ballet!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
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Kenneth Larot Yamat
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If the Druidic Council approves reimbursement for marijuana, I want to submit medical expense reports for medicinal blow-jobs. You wouldn't believe how therapeutic blow-jobs can be.
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
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Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session, and I'm a licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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If the Druidic Council approves reimbursement for Marijuana, I want to submit medical expense reports for medicinal blowjobs. You wouldn't believe how therapeutic blowjobs can be.
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session. and I'm a fucking licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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I've been having trouble sending outgoing calls, but it might be an issue with the Unemployment Office, rather than my phone. If it's my phone, please allow me to reschedule if I'm unable to answer.
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I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session. and I'm a fucking licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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If the Druidic Council approves reimbursement for Marijuana, I want to submit medical expense reports for medicinal blowjobs. You wouldn't believe how therapeutic blowjobs can be.
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So I have an interview for a position tomorrow, and I'm actually kind of excited about it. The pay is in line with what I was making at Amazon, and sometimes I think: I'm probably more useful as a customer, than as an employee, although, I'm certain that I'm the most amazing employee of every company that I've ever worked at.
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I don't know how overtime would work. I am serious about going back to college.
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I really would like to go back to work. actually. I wouldn't mind collecting unemployment, but so far it has been a nightmare. the whole process. and. it's easier just to go back to work. they might not approve me anyway.
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#pontifexmaximus
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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... and, I guess in that vein, I guess I should no longer refer to my 7.5 inch Johnson as a form of currency, even though it is surely a 7.5 inch money maker!
#inflation
#filipinodollar
#filipinopeso
#filipinodong
#filipinowang
#filipinorouble
#pontifexmaximus
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 14
... and, I guess in that vein, I guess I should no longer refer to my 7.5 inch Johnson as a form of currency, even though it is surely a 7.5 inch money maker!
#inflation
#filipinodollar
#filipinopeso
#filipinodong
#filipinowang
#filipinorouble
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I received a marketing email from Viator earlier today. I read it, but later marked it as spam and tossed it. i think that. part of the reason that I liked her was that. meeting her and working for her coincided with kind of a turning point in my life. i was homeless during my last year in San Jose, and i was struggling, and spending all my money. i don't have all bad memories of San Jose, and not everything was bad in las vegas, and things weren't really all that terrible in Missouri.
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"I WANT TO BE A WRITER!" in re "I WANT TO BE A WRITER!" by Ashley Frangipane (2020)
okay, so. sometimes
my poems are
corny or trite or pompous.
sometimes your poems
are slutty and bitchy.
give me a break.
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"I WANT TO BE A WRITER!" in re "I WANT TO BE A WRITER!" by Ashley Frangipane (2020)
okay, so. sometimes
my poems are
corny or trite or pompous.
sometimes your poems
are slutty and bitchy.
give me a break.
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