another you get the sound of a plop
and a bubble and you are almost done
with this sequence of sonnets that's a flop
and a half, get in the shower and brush
your teeth while you wash all your body parts
your breath smells like you have a nasty thrush
with digested onion and garlic farts.
Please stop breathing, you're farting with your mouth,
you are destroying the ozone layer,
get out of here, leave this place and head south,
your horrible butt breath is the slayer
of my nasal cavities, and I need
those nasal cavities that you make bleed.
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