Hyperbole # 33 by Jennifer Wardell

Breakfast on Saturday Morning

I ate oatmeal for breakfast this morning
and I could not believe how good it was
usually oatmeal is quite boring
but this was so good it gave me a buzz.

The secret to making a decent bowl
of oatmeal is to make sure it is not
too watery, do not submerge the whole
mass in liquid making it taste like snot.

Along with the oatmeal I had a piece
of toast smeared with butter and topped with cheese,
it was savory enough to bring peace
to Palestine, bringing war to it's knees.

Today I had a decent breakfast for
once in my life, I look forward to more.

"Bring Peace To Palestine" by Kenneth Larot Yamat

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