The Adventures of Chestnut + Hazel # 70





















I bought some pants and a jacket. The jacket is somewhat on the lighter side, and I think it will just be hanging out in its original packaging until March or May of 2025. The order actually took a really long time to arrive and I'm guessing it has to do with the polar vortex or arctic blast or blizzard snow-storm-ageddon or something; they came in from Ohio, and I placed the order on January 4th: they arrived on January 17th. It's not really a big deal that they took so long to arrive: these are part of the strategic pants reserve.























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With respect to the PCE and CPI: I switched from lettuce to cabbage after the price differential between the two exceeded 2.14 basis points, I'm working my way up the cursus honorum of the coleslaw & sauerkraut mafia, and I anticipate be the Don any day now; this should put me in the top 1 percent of professionals in the organized crime profession.

Poem:

say
whatever
you will
about the best

chocolate
and say
whatever
you will
about 

Tabasco Sauce
BUT GUESS WHAT!
I eat CHOCOLATE
covered in

TABASCO SAUCE!

and maybe I could kind of afford to miss out
but I'm not sure how much
i can afford to get my booty kicked, if it were kicked
too hard that would be the end of all
goodness that would be a nightmare and
that would be the nightmare of the 
end.

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