"Chickens are the Newest Things" by Kenneth Larot Yamat (2024)

but there 

was something even scarier

than the dogs!

it was the CHICKENS!

they were newer to me

than were the
dogs! and they

were so much SCARIER!

while dogs often BARK!

chickens often ROAR!

they were so

SCARY!

with their CLAWS!

and their BEAKS!