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The Best Haircut
Hello Earth! Moon! Mars! & Venus!
What I thought was a haircut turned out
not to be a haircut. it was. actually.
just. hair.
hiding behind the neck.
hair hides behind the neck
and plays
hide and seek.
or maybe
MARCO ! POLO !
no hair is the same as hairless
no hare is a tortoise.
FASTER! slower. FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!
Harder? like the shell of a tortoise?
NO! just FASTER!
My home
is on Audrey Hepburn Street!
where else could I possibly live?
Things I like about my home
foremost among those things I like about my home
is that Audrey Hepburn is always here
and in the neighborhood I like that we have
- places Audrey Hepburn likes to eat
- places Audrey Hepburn likes to go
- places Audrey Hepburn likes to see
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I'm trying to think. I have class until noon today, then I go into work at 6 pm, or slightly after. there is really no time for me to do anything until the weekend. or, well, my weekend, which is in the middle of the week.
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kenneth
what?
what are you working on?
i'm not working on anything. i know that i should be working on something, but, i'm goofing off. well. i'm working on my blog. so i am. actually. working on something.
are you doing anything next week?
i'm thinking about the salt lake city thing again.
i'm not sure if it's as exciting as you imagine it to be.
so?
if you're trying to enjoy yourself, you should aim to have the most fun with the least effort.
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i thought
that it was
entertaining that
you were
in time
for cornflakes
i never really
thought you
liked cornflakes
i thought that
you were more
of a
frosted flakes
kind of person
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shoes are
the answer
to having
bare feet
if your feet
are uncovered
you have a problem
and that problem is called
bare feet
and
the solution to
that problem
is called shoes
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Get what you want
when
you see what
you
just get it
do you get it?
get it!
go out and get it
do you get it?
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there are
those things
that are easy
to understand
and
there are
those tings
that are
incomprehensible
yesterday when I was at
an intersection I saw a light
and the light was red
so I stopped my card
the message was easy to comprehend
and yet
the driver behind me
seemed to shake his head
in frustration
and I could not figure out why
the light was red
I had to stop
and
since he was behind me
he had to stop as well
so
why the
irritation on
his part
I couldn't understand it
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<title>The Best Haircut</title>
<h3>Hello Earth! Moon! Mars! & Venus!</h3>
<p>What I thought was a haircut turned out</p>
<p>not to be a haircut. it was. actually. </p>
<p>just. hair. </p>
<p>hiding behind the neck.</p>
<p>hair hides behind the neck </p>
<p>and plays </p>
<p>hide and seek. </p>
<p>or maybe </p>
<p>MARCO ! POLO ! </p>
<p>no hair is the same as hairless </p>
<p>no hare is a tortoise. </p>
<p>FASTER! slower. FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!</p>
<p>Harder? like the shell of a tortoise?</p>
<p>NO! just FASTER!</p>
<h1>My home </h1>
<p>is on Audrey Hepburn Street! </p>
<p>where else could I possibly live?</p>
<h2>Things I like about my home</h2>
<p>foremost among those things I like about my home</p>
<p>is that Audrey Hepburn is always here</p>
<p>and in the neighborhood I like that we have</p>
<ul> <li>places Audrey Hepburn likes to eat</li><li>places Audrey Hepburn likes to go</li><li>places Audrey Hepburn likes to see</li></ul>
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