Butter is not the Answer # 14

fabio was 

at the grocery store

his hair flowing

and his tits were

perkier than ever

he reached for a

stick of land o' lakes

and i told him

straight up

fabio

butter

is not the answer

and he said to me

a suave as ever

that he couldn't believe 

that butter is not the answer.

- Butter is not the Answer # 13 by Chestnut + Hazel

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Postcards from Tennessee # 14 

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Butter is not the Answer # 13

fabio was 

at the grocery store

his hair flowing

and his tits were

perkier than ever

he reached for a

stick of land o' lakes

and i told him

straight up

fabio

butter

is not the answer

and he said to me

a suave as ever

that he couldn't believe 

that butter is not the answer.

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Butter is not the Answer # 12

i did get back on the dating

apps today

and i'm actually not even telling

the truth in this case

but i've already had tons of

flirtation bots 

hitting me up

believe me

i know what this

woman is up to

she's the kind of woman

who puts butter on

her pancakes

but a woman who

puts butter on her

pancakes is not the

answer

and butter

is still never the

fucking answer.

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Butter is not the Answer # 11

you can search the whole world

for the fucking answer

but

butter

is not the fucking answer.

there are so many questions in life,

and one of those

questions might be

whether or not

butter is the answer.

butter is not the answer.

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Butter is not the Answer # 10

You can see what the

majority of us see and 

you can tell me what you

are looking for, but most 

of the things that we are 

looking for are irrelevant to

the objective we are

trying to accomplish,

and these are not what

the people want, and these

are not what the people

are thinking of.

what people really want

and what people are really 

thinking about

is that butter. is. the answer to

all of the problems of

the human condition,

but really,

butter,

is never the answer.

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Butter is not the Answer # 9

I don't want you 

to tell anyone
this because it gives 

us a competitive advantage
over the competition, and we
want to have an advantage 

over the competition
because they
are incompetent, and do

not deserve to defeat us
in this highly competitive
environment.
Well? What it
it that I want to tell you
that I don't want 

the competition
to be aware of?
It's this, and this alone:
BUTTER IS NOT THE ANSWER!

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I'm thinking. I have no idea what I should be doing right now.

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Butter is not the Answer # 8

Slices of rye toast are so boring! I've tried pepper, and I've tried salt, and I've tried using egg yolks, and I've tried using hashbrowns and slices of rye toast are still really boring! I think rye toast is antithetical to an exciting breakfast: jam? BUTTER IS NOT THE ANSWER!

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I went to the deli section of the grocery store and ordered ribs and a large order of corn. I'm full. Anyway, I applied at Amazon, what was strange was that they didn't have any positions the other day, and today that had several available. It's kind of easy to transfer from location to location at Amazon, so, this keeps open the possibility of heading back to Dallas / Fort Worth. Gasoline in the area is kind of expensive, nearly 6 dollars a gallon.

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