Butter Is Not the Answer # 19

you're wondering what
that feeling is. it's sweat!
you've been working out
and now you are greasy.
or you've been humping
your lover like the two of
you haven't humped each
other in years. you asked
yourself what that greasy
feeling might be. and
the answer to that question.
is not butter. butter was not.
and is not the answer to your
question. and maybe you

remember that time you

covered your hair in melted

butter to alleviate the dryness

of your hair. remember. it

was not the answer to that

problem. it did not fix

anything you tried to fix.

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