The Brunette Bartender at the Restaurant on Collins Boulevard

her name is katie b, and i distinctly remember her having

blonde hair the last time i came here

this time she berates me for my behavior the last time

i came here, so are 

you going to sit at a booth the next time

you get irritated, 

or are you going to stay where you are?

i tell her i'll stay where I am,

still minutes later. no food. i'm really hungry.

starving. even

she has knockers and she's on collins

i order a bicardi

katie berates me for not having

for having taken a seat elsewhere the last time I was here

i order a tray of 6 naked wings,

but when they arrive they are drenched in

a sweet red sauce?

what is this?

what could this be?

it's sauce!

attitude.

she has an attitude.

it's not that i'm lacking in gratitude.

i'm hungry.

unlike the last time i was here I ate more than

enough.

and you still haven't visted the location in Dallas

the location in dallas is where the largest location is

really. you won't believe how amazing it is.

the largest in the united states, maybe even the world!

what happened. well i freaked out the

first time i went to the restaurant

some guy at the bar started talking to me

and i asked if i could sit somewhere else

and it wasn't really the issue with the

bartender it was the issue of the guy at the bar

who would not stop asking me questions

in retrospect i realize that these are kind

of normal social interactions, but maybe

i just wasn't in the mood to engage in

a conversation with anyone at that particular

moment in time.

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