Chestnut + Hazel: Notes from Arlington, Texas # 63

I think of iteration in engineering
as being similar to evolution in biology
one benefit to smaller teams and individualized
development projects is that the the iterations
can progress in isolation, and the products created
iterate divergent from a kind of mainstream,

alright. done. i really didn't give the computer shopping thing too much thought. or time. but i need to also look at laptop computers. i think during this search. i focused on tablet computers.

is there anything that I need to do? yes! okay. so I remember. i have to look at computers for school. i eventually bought a new one and I really like it, it's faster than my old one, and has more features and it's nice.

what the hell was it that i was thinking about? I was thinking about food, and how I don't really get enough to eat. I have been starving for over a year, and I am hungry.

is there anything that i need to do today? i checked my UTA email, but i don't think that i would have had a response over the weekend.

is there anything that I need to fucking do today? i spent most of the day goofing off. i stayed up late the previous night and I've hardly had any sleep. well. except for the fact that i slept for most of the day today. but before i slept most of the day today. i didn't have much sleep.

it's hot. and I'm tired. the Hot dog is mightier than the Kielbasa. hehehe.

the things i needed to look up were: aggregate loan limits / annual limits / and interest rate / that information turned out to be easiest to find in the master promissory note.

here's the thing. i remember reading this shit already. and the information i found was basically stuff that i really remember reading the first time / the issue was that i found it difficult to look up / shit / distractions / okay so i found the information i was looking for / and / it turned out to be information that i remember reading when i signed the master promissory note / what made me want to double check / i don't remember / some issue or another.

so i guess that turned out to be easier than I thought. so. what to do next?

i need to figure out how to find my pay stubs from work.

some of the things that

are made to be hard are

also easy to deal with when

you figure out how to deal with them.

but one thing that i found is that you can use your student loan money to purchase a computer.

So I figured out what the issue is. The easiest way to figure out what I was looking for, was to read the master promissory note.

The simplified version of the loan details. the button click. scroll around stuff. surprisingly. is actually more difficult for me to understand

I figured this out.

but I guess I tried. I did put

forth my best effort and it

didn't really pay off in the way

that I thought it would now.

and now it is something that

cost me a grip of money.

The more problems I face, the more adaptations I need to make. It's getting to be too much. sometimes. nightmare.

When I start to feel distracted. I start throwing things away.

I know how to deal with this: I have ear plugs.

what do I have to deal with? i really have to read about the student loans stuff.

Let's think. let's remember what happened today. i went to the restaurant to get something to eat, then i went to the library, it was too noisy, so, i figured i wouldn't get anything done, so i went back home, where I'm at right now.

What am I dealing with here? I tried to get stuff done at the library. Trying to figure out student loans is something of a headache, and requires quite a bit of concentration, but, there were just sort of a lot of distractions at the library. This is usually how it goes.

you can separate stuff you need now, from stuff you will eventually need over the following months. the now stuff you can take with you, the later stuff you can ship to yourself as needed at a later point in time.

since you make quilts you can probably ship most things in a bag, like just wrap whatever you want to ship in a quilt, put it in a bag, then ship it to your new residence.

One issue with banker boxes is that they really are kind of expensive in comparison to regular boxes. I think price vs utility can effect the way a person experiences a product.

I renewed my current lease about two months ago for another year, but for some reason I'm kind of always in panic mode. I bought banker boxes but they really aren't suitable for shipping even if decent for storage.

and you can't be the bad

one because you have been

so good to so many people.

anyway, Paul, I still haven't gotten over her after all these years. If you want to, you can meet me in Kansas, and we'll fight over her, fists only, as in: paper, scissors, rock.

Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library & Museum, 200 S E 4th St, Abilene, KS 67410

but I guess timing is everything, as a suitor, and as a progenitor. She never said anything to me about having a Paul, ever. I was working as a fry cook, my shirts covered in grease, day after day. Only thing she ever said was, was: "I've never seen such hideous shirts!"

there were other opportunities at the time, in fact, Ferdinand Marcos was offering a one way ticket to the bourgeoisie, fully funded by California Boy Ronald Regan himself! I couldn't do it though: my dick was just too fucking big! So, I went to Stalingrad instead!

then there were the times

that we went over to the

side of the road to see the

roadside flowers and they

turned out to be very nice.

but um, I didn't know she met someone. Five kids? Lucky guy. Unfortunately for me, I was fighting the Wehrmacht in Stalingrad while Pretty Boy Pablo was flirting with the ladies!

Is being charged with a DUI the same as being credited with a DUI? I wonder if he'll ultimately be debited with a DUI? Do you have to be credited with a DUI before being Debited with a DUI? I've never had a DUI.

A Twitter catfish posts risqué photographs and

actual perverts ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

No two days are alike

and every day brings new

surprises and uncertainties.

Residents from the complex are

swimming in the pool the weather

is hot, the water is cool.

I think that I have a tendency

to say things that I shouldn't,

and once things are digital,

they're never forgotten:

let's hope that no one has been

reading these.

think about new things

to think about and new

thoughts that do not

bore you to death.

I'm watching the ceiling fan

spin around and waft hot and

humid air around my room.

I think that I'm not

really interested in things

other than basics.

I'm not really a

leftist except for those times

when the ladies are.

well, I made it almost as far as Oklahoma City, OK. I don't think I'll make it to Abilene, KS. Let's just say you win, Paul, and you can keep Nancy! As for paper📜scissors ✂️rock 🥌, see attachment below: Rock!

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

i don't really know what to

do about work. I took some

overtime, but I'm at 2 write-ups

and now I'm on suspension

for the meantime. Jesus. things

are not going well for me.

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

I was trying to respond to #cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious you but you didn't seem to

catch on to me trying to write to you

trying to talk to you and trying to figure

out what you're looking for.

and you can send me a naughty

picture of your body and

I will enjoy looking at it

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

#cyberinsecurities are those things

that make me think that

Kenneth Larot Yamat

is the best of the best and

makes for a good @KennethLYamat

conversation· with someone new.

dated on May 30th when you

posted a new post.

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

I tried to get

something good for something

amazing, I sent to box of chocolates

and there was no response.

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same precepts that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same feelings that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same feelings that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

I feel like less of a person

when we meet in-person

and I'm not as tall of a person

as you would be satisfied with.

the place turned into kind of a bad

place to be, filled with jerks and

self-absorbed punks and people

who basically do things that are

silly.

I feel like less of a person

when my vacations don't

meet your expectations of

what a vacation should be.

I feel like less of a person when

my occupation doesn't meet

your expectations of what an

occupation should be.

I want thoughts as

complex as your thoughts

feelings as deep

as your feelings

insecurities as trivial

as your insecurities

hobbies as bougie

as your hobbies

tastes as sophisticated

as your tastes

and problems as

first-world as yours

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions you have, and for

not having the same precepts

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same precepts

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

Relocation:

you ended up in a new town.

you ended up in a new city

and met people who were new

to you and they were all nice people.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

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What's up? Well. I bought a few lottery tickets. Not in the bizzare way i thought of and mentioned in a previous post. What i did was buy 5 near my apartment. And 3 near my work. And that's it. Buying lottery tickets has always seemed like a silly thing to do. I never win. Not the jackpot anyway.

Buying lottery tickets. Trying to get published. Both of these things seem like silly ideas to me. And neither of them have ever really worked.

I have this funny idea for a series of poems though.

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Photo dump

i thought

of different

screenshots

stuff that

was really coll [cool] and

this is where you are

are you wearing panties right now?

because it smells nicer in here

that it does in any other place

i've ever been in my entire life.

the two straddles the following counties

caldwell county

clinton county

dekalb county

daviess county

but I wonder if I'm using the word

straddles correctly? do you think

that I should be using the word BUTTER?

I WON'T USE THE WORD BUTTER!

Relocation:

I'm always prepared to relocate on short notice. I keep enough money on hand to pay early lease / utility termination fees. I keep things boxed intending to mail them to any potential new residential location.

I'm aware of the difference between patents and copyrights, but there isn't a LinkedIn section that allows me to list Copyrights, or Trademarks.

I think that LinkedIn should have a generalized Registered Intellectual Property Section.

the stuff you need now, you can take with you, and it won't cost anything above what you're already spending getting to your new place: whatever you're currently spending on gas or plane tickets.

since you make quilts you can probably ship most things in a bag, like just wrap whatever you want to ship in a quilt, put it in a bag, then ship it to your new residence.

Relocation:

One issue with banker boxes is that they really are kind of expensive in comparison to regular boxes. I think price vs utility can effect the way a person experiences a product.

yeah, honestly, i'd just sell everything and buy new stuff when you get to your new city.

and think about this: since you are such an amazing craftswoman, you can probably get an Etsy premium, or creative-unique-cool-stuff premium for your stuff. and then just make new stuff when you get to your new place.

but in some ways. the easiest thing to do: it might be easiest just to sell whatever you aren't really emotionally attached to, and buy new stuff online using your new residence as the ship-to location

anyway, i don't know if you have any Danish Cookie scented quilts. or anything. but um. there might be a premium attached to that. i'd buy one, but i didn't see an OnlyFans link on your linktree.

there was something strange

going on in that place some of

the people were a total nightmare

and they were all the best people

most of them anyway.

and this is kind of why i'm somewhat insensitive to current events. there was actually a spike in mass shootings in the DFW area at gentlemen's clubs, and, i feel like i'm the only person who followed the issue.

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't

accomplish anything, nothing!

I think that the Flying Dutchman should by: A.P. Møller – Mærsk A/S + Vale S.A. + PayPal Holdings, Inc. and do it before 2031, the Year of the Boar. Buying PayPal Holdings, Inc. should be called: The Reconquista.

I'm curious to know how you settled the logistical aspects of relocation: did you sell everything? intending just to buy new things in your new city?

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, data driven results:

I tried macking ladies approach on

Snapchat and after macking 100

beezies I liquidated zero peezies!

I'm trying to think about what

really needs to be done in order

for me to figure this out

more work and a new role and

stuff.

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried macking ladies approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

In the CCP uses the Yuan (¥) or the Kublai Khan Dollar, the USA uses the USD ($), or, the Ameri Khan Dollar!

A dress from second-hand

store fabric that you made: I

would like first-hand experience

pulling it off your body!

a phony Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, as for me? it's never

worked. data driven results:

i tried macking numerous ladies on

Snapchat and after macking 100

beezies I liquidated zero peezies!

it didn't really matter at that point because

you were already kind of established and

had things that you could and couldn't do.

I think the Flying Dutchman should buy: A.P. Møller – Mærsk A/S + Vale S.A. + PayPal Holdings, Inc. and do it before 2031, the Year of the Boar. The Acquisition of PayPal Holdings, Inc. should be called: The Reconquista.

I'm serious; I'm going to make an envelope called: Danish Cookie Scented Envelopes! What other woman in the Milky Way Galaxy will have an envelope patent named after her?

I think I just got some inspiration.

So I think of the # danishcookieuxorious series as being everything from the end of # putinpullout! to this exact tweet. and i'll register a copyright for # danishcookieuxorious, and then start using some other hashtag.

and then I'm going to copyright the lyrics to song titled: "I'm sorry Ms. Jensen, I'm actually not even lying about my intentions."

in addition to all of that: I'm also going to file a patent for the box that the envelopes are sold in, and the patent is going to be filed as: Danish Cookie Flavored Envelope Scented Boxes.

and I'm also going to file a patent for an envelope called: Danish Cookie Flavored Envelopes! and these won't be self-sealing, you'll have to lick and taste these envelopes!

search engine query: is there anyone doing business as: undressing sluts who're funny? and, am I a slut who's funny? also, is the word: slut, a gender-neutral word? is the word: slut, a gender-neutral pronoun?

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Good lord. I don't want to do any online dating crap. I really don't. My apartment isnt really well suited for having guests over. I dont have a TV. I don't have a bed. Or a couch. I don't have an internet connection either. I just use my fucking phone. And honestly. I don't want anyone moving in with me either.

I don't want a bed. Or a couch. Or a tv. Or a fucking internet connection.

these are anges of clorishallia

the dordeelians of the sheelasee

tofreenolagonia

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i really struggled with being. kind of. in a state of emotional despair this morning. this is one of those things. where. i know this goes away after a while. but it's never definite as to when it goes away.

Dating profile deletion

I recently purchased the six month A-List

package for okcupid, and I'm already

thinking about mothballing this account.

I don't seem to have much success meeting

people, and I'm not very interested in having

long drawn out internet conversations.

I don't anticipate using online dating websites much longer.

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any clothes

hardly wear

and women who

including naked women

that i am looking at

with all the stuff

my data

wasting

that i am

i think

i don't know what the future holds. not really.

i don't know what's going to come for me in

the next few weeks. I really don't know.

some of #undressingslutswhorefunny

the women there are really funny and

they say some of the silliest things I

can think of a person saying. I #searchenginequery

was looking for something new and

for some reason I couldn't find it. I'm serious

things are starting to fall apart for me.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

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somewhere in the ancient fortress town called

fort worth there is a winning lottery

ticket waiting to be purchased from bald

man number eight fourteen, he's soldering

a medieval random number picker

known as The Dart Board of Elysium

which went downward through history, sticker

covered and glued with glitter and gypsum

to cover a crack in it's backside, and here

today, upon the bald man's desk, it sits,

waiting to reunite the forest's deer

with the savannah's antelope, which pits.

fuck this. the poem is fucking stupid.

i would much rather go right back to bed.

like where the fuck was I going to go

with that deer and antelope shit? who knows?

I was just thinking like. i have three lines

left and i don't know where to take this damn

metaphor, dumb ass deer, dumb ass lions

stupid fucking dart board glued with green ham

and orange eggs. fuck. i had tacos once

more today. glorious and crispy ones.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:29 PM

search engine query / is there anyone doing business as / undressing sluts who're funny / and / am I a slut / who's funny / also, is the word / slut / a gender-neutral word? / and / is the word / slut / a gender-neutral pronoun? #undressingslutswhorefunny #searchenginequery but where are they they seem to think about new things. they usually have a whole bunch of new ideas and approaches to life and learning and life and living.

anyway. due to bugetary. and. uh. cash-flow issues. i really haven't ended the # DanishCookieUXorious series yet. in fact. i'll have to file a single copyright for my innocuous posts series, and the # DanishCookieUXorious series in a single submission. #DanishCookieUXorious I shouldn't get to worried about this because there are people who do in fact have it worse that I do, but they were hit by eighteen wheelers.

I think of iteration in engineering

as being similar to evolution in biology

one benefit to smaller teams and individualized

development projects is that the the iterations

can progress in isolation, and the products created

iterate divergent from a kind of mainstream,

most of the time i only talk to my Weiner

because my ball sack won't listen to me.

listen to me very carefully you Danish Cookie!

if anyone suggests that my penis is a single centimeter

plus or minus seven point five inches they're making a

defamatory remark: anyone who has licked my

testicles will provide testimony, under oath.

and I'm kind of ticked off by so many of the

other things there. they irritate me a whole lot.

it's really a strange thing when a guy spends some time alone with his weiner, has a conversation with it, and finds out he and his weiner were both born on exactly the same day.

if you ever develop a fondness for me, Danish Cookie, I want to be called: Phallus Photograph 9000, a penis with whom I share a birthday.

i have this idea for a new element of the bureaucracy: the delegation deliberation committee, where a group of senior members of the leadership clan argue over which junior subordinate assumes the most glorious tasks in future of history.

i have this idea for a new element of the bureaucracy: the delegation deliberation committee, where a group of senior members of the leadership clan decide which junior subordinate assumes the most glorious tasks in future of history.

if you ever develop a fondness for me, Danish Cookie, I want to be called: Phallus Photograph 9000, a penis with whom I share a birthday.

listen to me very carefully you Danish Cookie! if anyone suggests that my penis is a single centimeter plus or minus seven point five inches they're making a defamatory remark: anyone who has licked my penis will provide testimony, under oath.

#undressingslutswhorefunny some of the people take all of

#searchenginequery their materials and make new things out

of them and they seem to think that the women, who are funny.

Search Engine Query: has anyone told that fucking world of warcraft cryptocurrency pervert that I haven't been in or attended a warcraft orgy since starcraft3 / StarCraft 3.0 came out?

can she refrain from wearing clothes that

smell deeply of butter?

what is the answer to that? is it butter?

I doubt it, I doubt that butter is

the answer.

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do you like screenshots or regular shots?

and if you were to

take pictures of your feet, I

would look at your feet all day

and I would LOOK AT YOUR: FEET!

BUTTER IS NOT THE ANSWER BABY!!!

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i went to the buffet today, earlier today, and it was more expensive than i expected. it was dinner, and they had the crab special going on.

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What. Is. What. Thoughts that occupy my mind. Staying happy isn't easy. Or not always easy. Not very easy. Emotions that sink my heart. Not being unhappy isn't easy. Not very easy. Or not always easy.

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sometimes i feel sad. but it's kind of on and off. sometimes i get bored. sometimes. and sometimes it's on and off.

my mood isn't exactly up or down right now. i remember in elementary school i went to some kind of math summer school, and one guy referred to something that happened as "Bunk" and I had to ask what he meant by that, and he said "up or down." like the word "bunk" meant "up or down" or something.

i don't mean that my mood is bunk. i just mean that I'm not happy, really, or unhappy. not at this exact moment or anything.

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do i really need another desk? i don't think so. i want to get started on this writing crap. i just don't know. once. once i get started. the rest should be kind of easy. i think. i remember writing a series of poems based on someone else's series of poems. and it didn't take long to do. but i really don't think. I'm really not sure if my series was really all that spectacular.

writing a series of poems based on someone else's series of poems was easy. the conceptual part. the thinking part was out of the way. she already did that. my part was just to understand what she was saying, and say it my way.

it's kind of like. painting a painting based on someone else's painting.

for some reason you always come around

here smelling like a deep buttery kind of

thing. you smell nice, and I really like it

and I think you are one of the better smelling

of the bunch.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 37

somewhere in the ancient fortress town called

fort worth there is a winning lottery

ticket waiting to be purchased from bald

man number eight fourteen, he's soldering

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 36

i'm hungry right now. tacos again. i want to say fuck. but. i love tacos. cheap ones. i mean. and. well. i guess i mean i like not paying a hell of a lot of money for tacos. or. to be. i like when tacos are. you know. have cost efficiencies. or some shit. yeah. i really do. i was looking at my portfolio. i was shocked by how much. you know. shits down and whatever. the other day i tried to check the status of my unemployment claim. i would only be payment for 3 or 4 weeks, but it was during that period when there was a 600 a week bump.

a medieval random number picker

known as The Dart Board of Elysium

which went downward through history, sticker

covered and glued with glitter and gypsum

Monday, August 31, 2020

This is where the innocuous post 24

Is posted for your reading enjoyment. could have sworn that I just saw. Someone famous. But maybe it was just. someone normal.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:56 PM

to cover a crack in it's backside, and here

today, upon the bald man's desk, it sits,

waiting to reunite the forest's deer

with the savannah's antelope, which pits.

fuck this. the poem is fucking stupid.

i would much rather go right back to bed.

like where the fuck was I going to go

with that deer and antelope shit? who knows?

Monday, August 31, 2020

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good lord. i almost bought 4 more silver coins. i have to be careful not to be ridiculous all the time. well. i didn't do it. i have to remember not to do it later on. i'm just concerned that i might do it later on anyway.

it's almost the end of my work week. yesterday was actually pretty nice, there wasn't much downtime and i stayed busy the entire shift. but at one point it was clear that one of my co-workers was intentionally trying to aggravate me. i argued with him briefly, but i realized it was easier to tell him to find someone else to work with. i was already wrapping up my task, i didn't need his help, and he didn't need to loiter near me if we were going to have trouble getting along.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:35 PM

I was just thinking like. i have three lines

left and i don't know where to take this damn

metaphor, dumb ass deer, dumb ass lions

stupid fucking dart board glued with green ham

and orange eggs. fuck. i had tacos once

more today. glorious and crispy ones.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:29 PM

Thursday, September 3, 2020

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Here were a few ideas that i have about trying this whole writing thing again. like fucking again. i thought i wrote this whole bull-shit writer crap off years. fucking years ago. that two years spent like half a decade ago was. i really think. the last time i took writing serious. i have a few ideas though, and, maybe this time it might work out.

the first idea is that i might keep the things i write unpublished on my blog, or anywhere else, for a while. copyright whatever i have once i'm sure i'm finished with it, then try to sell the work with the copyright to publishers.

the second idea is to take a few pieces that i have and see if there is any interest in funding me or offering an advance on a book of 100 or so poems. i just don't know how any of this works.

Search Engine Query: what the fuck, exactly, is a decentralized network? and will my getting involved result in me being designated creampie master to the danish cookie?

#searchenginequery

nessicito arepas, y papusas tamboen, gorditas, y otros comidas. una cenar tres partes deliciousas

idea for a feature for customer relationship management application / vernacular localization / contingent upon occupation / professional or occupation based localization / for example / cosmetics / pharmaceuticals / beverages / agriculture / munitions / petrochemical / energy

nessicito arepas, y papusas tamboen, gorditas, y otros comidas. una cenar tres partes deliciousas

Artists & Scientists:

Samuel Finley Breese Morse

Bureaucrats & Legislators:

Alexander Hamilton

Entrepreneurs & Magnates:

Éleuthère Irénée du Pont de Nemours

Strategists & Tacticians:

John Charles Frémont

damn it, it's actually: lagartos

Years ago I was at a bar and this woman was talking about some kind of reptilian🐊 conspiracy and I wanted cast a reasonable doubt about how the conspiracy could just as easily be perpetuated by the octopusilians🐙🦑, insectilians🦋, or robotilians🤖.

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. los ligartes. mas gigantes.

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. mas gigantes.

Emperor Seleucus I said tax credits would be granted to any infrastructure spending by Prince Antiochus I, provided he inflate his reported expenses by no more than 9% of actual costs incurred, and to seek assistance from his cousin Pharaoh Ptolemy II concerning other expenses.

Vladimir Putin I the Mediocre compares himself to Tsar Peter I the Great? Well, he already tried comparing Himself to Basileus Constantine I the Great, however, Vladimir Putin the Mediocre's reunification efforts have fallen short. The Hot Dog is mightier than the Keilbasa!

the third idea is to approach literary agents, or whatever, rather than publishers directly. i don't know how that works either.

i have plenty of stamps.

the last approach that i took was the one i had been doing for years. submit my poems to magazines and see if they could get published, and then. i guess, at that point approach publishers or agents with some kind of accomplishments that would give them a reason to work with me.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:15 PM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

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i'm cleaning a lot of this stuff up right now. i'm starting to think. maybe. i had an issue. like a mental one. but i already knew that.

these are strange times. i don't know. sometimes. what's true and what isn't.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:04 PM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

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I think. This fucking music is drowning out my thoughts. So. I should probably take a gew months to work on a personal project. And maybe this will be fun. Maybe it'll just be a fantastic waste of time.

I have an idea for this. Actually. How to do this the right way. I spent plenty of money on other experiments. Why not try this.

I don't know.

My head hurts. The temperature in Arlington was very high. And i forgot to leave my window open, so my apartment was basically a hot house the entire day.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:18 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

innocuous post 21

these are

screenshots

of different stuff

that i'm really into

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:32 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

N innocuous post 22

cleaning up my blog here and there. this is a nightmare. there is a shit ton of stuff on here. this could take a long fucking time. like what exactly should i focus on? what exactly should i place priority on? i don't really know. i'm just going down the list, and i guess that's what i'll do.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:50 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 15

it's still somewhat hard to sleep during the day. it's just so hot. i found some free classes that i can take, that i think that would kind of be useful. i should buy a pair of headphones.

for now, as far as finding a second job goes. i think i'll hold off on that for now. even the side hustle stuff. except maybe for selling stuff online. i don't imagine that to be too taxing or draining or anything that will leave me fatigued, but i don't have anything to sell, other than. my used clothes. well. a bunch of other stuff too.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:41 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 16

"a single H-6J bomber to [Woody Island] should

not be viewed as a game-changer"

China is going to deploy an HJ bomber to

Woody Island? of course that's not changing

the game. A BJ-4U Interceptor, however, would

create a big fat load of new problems.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:14 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 17

I don't even know what exactly is on my mind. I really dont. Maybe. I'm almost halfway through my weekend.

What makes the days so long? Lacking that which makes them short. The grief is real. It actually is.

On the ride to work today there was a kind of monsoon. My windshield wipers arent that fast. And i had almost no visibility for several miles. My car is really small and light. So the wind really pushes me around. In high winds i roll my windows down. With the rain it was kind of annoying getting all wet.

Even I can be a total jerk sometimes

Just thinking about

things I've done. before.

But who hasn't been a jerk to me?

everyone has been a jerk to me

at one point or another

and fair is fucking fair.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:59 PM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

innocuous post 18

I don't like way this feels. It's really.

It's an unpleasant emotion. I think

about how some conclusions are silly.

The wrong direction. The wrong path. A link

in a chain of incorrect steps that a

person makes. That a person is bound by.

And maybe it will all work out some day.

Maybe not in the specific way I

had in mind. Here? or somewhere else? now? or

sometime in the distant future? What's life

really all about? Fulfilling those short

term needs like hunger. How many times I've

stared blankly at a bowl of oatmeal and

said: you're not what I want to eat, my friend.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 12:53 AM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 7

after eating at the buffet i was going to head to my mailbox, but the traffic was terrible, so i figured that i would check it later. i did check it the other night. and really. i probably don't need to check it again for a little while longer.

what was i thinking? the second job stuff, and the side hustle stuff. well. i put most of these ideas to the side for the minute. something came up. and i figured that i would put this other stuff to the side for a while.

if i were to sell stuff online. well. i don't really have anything to sell. other than the stuff i bought already. and really don't need.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:41 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 8

I guess these are updates about how things have been for me stock market wise.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:03 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 9

I started using youtube music. Google play music is being sunset. Or whatever. So i had to transfer my library from one to the other. The youtube music thing has this radio aspect to it. And that's the main aspect of it. The library is secondary. The problem i have with the radio thing is that i skip tons of songs before i find something i like. Ive always used youtube for music. Or at least more for music than anything else.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 8:47 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 10

Im not hungry. But. I feel like getting something to eat. Or drink.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:09 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 11

Find stuff to do. Nothing exacerbates a bad mood. Nothing exacerbates sadness like hanging out around the house. Like driving around town aimlessly. Like listening to sad music. Or aggressive music.

Maybe i should try doing some dating crap. I'm paid up for okcupid until january. So maybe i should do some dating. But dating is such a distraction. But what im i afraid of being distracted from? It's not like i have some amazing horseshit planned with my life.

Right now. My issue is exactly zits. I sweat non stop in this state. I rarely use acne cream. The tube i have still has a bunch in it. But it bleaches my clothes.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:43 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 12

What's on my mind. Well. Another day. I'm usually alone. Breaking the ice. I don't know how to explain it. For me. There's a kind of uneasiness being around other people. And there's this. Kind of a need to try to be pleasant.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 12:46 AM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 13

Yelp. It occurred to me that i have to clean up yelp too.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:25 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 14

i went to walmart and bought 13 bottles of diet pepsi in the 2 liter size, and a bottle of dole lemonade in the 2 liter size. i also bought a box of white chocolate macadamia cookies.

and this is probably where this blog. devolves. into a daily list of the exact things i did for any particular day.

maybe it doesn't devolve in that direction. maybe it just changes.

i don't know.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 2:18 PM

Saturday, September 5, 2020

innocuous post 48

do i really need another desk? i don't think so. i want to get started on this writing crap. i just don't know. once. once i get started. the rest should be kind of easy. i think. i remember writing a series of poems based on someone else's series of poems. and it didn't take long to do. but i really don't think. i'm really not sure if my series was really all that spectacular.

it's kind of like. painting a painting based on someone else's painting.

I wish life were easier. Now. Shoes. So i talked with this shoe repair guy and he said 25 bucks for heel replacement. But did he mean per heel? Or per pair? So i have five shoes in need of heel replacement. Im hoping that it would only cost 65 dollars for all of them. And my mom. My mom is back thank fucking god.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 1

i may have to make some revisions to my. i guess. total online presence. social media and whatever else. i was going to start with pinterest. i turns out i have a different pinterest on my computer. and a different pinterest on my phone.

just to make sure i was using the word innocuous correctly, i looked the word up in the dictionary and came across the word:

anodyne

what i've concluded from the definitions of the two words is that anodyne is different from innocuous in that it refers to intentionally, or deliberately being innocuous.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:11 PM

i'm not ready for whatever

is about to happen next in

my life. this is not going well

and I can't believe this is really

happening to me all over again.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 2

i think that i've cleaned up the main social media stuff that i need to. i have a few other things too, i'll get to them soon.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:52 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 3

blog page removal. notes from other stuff.

Submit your poetry to Chestnut and Hazel by using the submissions box at the side of the page.

here are more things

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:54 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 4

this posts

had a number

of screenshots

of stamps that i wanted to buy, and that I think

i actually eventually purchased.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 11:04 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 5

I'm at the buffet. Eating. Well. Of course I'm eating. I have to check again about the second job stuff. But there are potential issues that may come up if overtime is required at either job. However. There would only be the potential of overlap of shifts one day a week. I have 1 specific 2nd job in mind. And it's the one I'm trying to work out in my head.

My current job and the potential second job are on opposite sides of FT Worth, this isn't necessarily a problem because I live in Arlington, it's in the middle of these two locations.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:16 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 6

Finished lunch. I have to figure something out. Money wise.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:54 PM

Dating profile deletion

I recently purchased the six month A-List package for okcupid, and I'm already thinking about mothballing this account.

I don't seem to have much success meeting people, and I'm not very interested in having long drawn out internet conversations.

I don't anticipate using online dating websites much longer.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 2:08 PM

Friday, September 4, 2020

innocuous post 43

any clothes

hardly wear

and women who

including naked women

that i am looking at

with all the stuff

my data

wasting

that i am

i think

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 3:33 PM

Friday, September 4, 2020

innocuous post 44

do you like screenshots or regular shots?

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 4:06 PM

Friday, September 4, 2020

innocuous post 45

i went to the buffet today, earlier today, and it was more expensive than i expected. it was dinner, and they had the crab special going on.

caldwell

clinton

dekalb

daviess

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:16 PM

Friday, September 4, 2020

innocuous post 46

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:22 PM

Saturday, September 5, 2020

innocuous post 47

sometimes i feel sad. but it's kind of on and off. sometimes i get bored. sometimes. and sometimes it's on and off.

i don't mean that my mood is bunk. i just mean that i'm not happy, really, or unhappy. not at this exact moment or anything.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 3:24 PM

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 36

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 38

the second idea is to take a few pieces that i have and see if there is any interest in funding me or offering an advance on a book of 100 or so poems. i just don't know how any of this works.

the third idea is to approach literary agents, or whatever, rather than publishers directly. i don't know how that works either.

i have plenty of stamps.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:15 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

innocuous post 21

these are

screenshots

of different stuff

that i'm really into

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:32 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

N innocuous post 22

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:50 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

I innocuous post 23

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:35 PM

Monday, August 31, 2020

T innocuous post 24

I could have sworn that i just saw. Someone famous. But maybe it was just. someone normal.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:56 PM

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 39

Buying lottery tickets. Trying to get published. Both of these things seem like silly ideas to me. And neither of them have ever really worked.

I have this funny idea for a series of poems though.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 8:56 PM

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 40

Photo dump

i thought

of different

screenshots

stuff that

was really coll [cool] and

this is where you are

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 8:59 PM

are you wearing panties right now?

because it smells nicer in here

that it does in any other place

i've ever been in my entire life.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 2:19 PM

Thursday, September 3, 2020

innocuous post 41

I don't want a bed. Or a couch. Or a tv. Or a fucking internet connection.

these are anges of clorishallia

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:18 PM

Friday, September 4, 2020

innocuous post 42

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 14

i went to walmart and bought 13 bottles of diet pepsi in the 2 liter size, and a bottle of dole lemonade in the 2 liter size. i also bought a box of white chocolate macadamia cookies.

and this is probably where this blog. devolves. into a daily list of the exact things i did for any particular day.

maybe it doesn't devolve in that direction. maybe it just changes.

i don't know.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 2:18 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 15

it's still somewhat hard to sleep during the day. it's just so hot. i found some free classes that i can take, that i think that would kind of be useful. i should buy a pair of headphones.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:41 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 16

"a single H-6J bomber to [Woody Island] should

not be viewed as a game-changer"

China is going to deploy an HJ bomber to

Woody Island? of course that's not changing

the game. A BJ-4U Interceptor, however, would

create a big fat load of new problems.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:14 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 17

I don't even know what exactly is on my mind. I really dont. Maybe. I'm almost halfway through my weekend.

What makes the days so long? Lacking that which makes them short. The grief is real. It actually is.

Even I can be a total jerk sometimes

Just thinking about

things I've done. before.

But who hasn't been a jerk to me?

everyone has been a jerk to me

at one point or another

and fair is fucking fair.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:59 PM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

innocuous post 18

I don't like way this feels. It's really.

It's an unpleasant emotion. I think

about how some conclusions are silly.

The wrong direction. The wrong path. A link

in a chain of incorrect steps that a

person makes. That a person is bound by.

And maybe it will all work out some day.

Maybe not in the specific way I

had in mind. Here? or somewhere else? now? or

sometime in the distant future? What's life

really all about? Fulfilling those short

term needs like hunger. How many times I've

stared blankly at a bowl of oatmeal and

said: you're not what I want to eat, my friend.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 12:53 AM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

innocuous post 19

i'm cleaning a lot of this stuff up right now. i'm starting to think. maybe. i had an issue. like a mental one. but i already knew that.

these are strange times. i don't know. sometimes. what's true and what isn't.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 7:04 PM

Sunday, August 30, 2020

innocuous post 20

I have an idea for this. Actually. How to do this the right way. I spent plenty of money on other experiments. Why not try this.

I don't know.

My head hurts. The temperature in Arlington was very high. And i forgot to leave my window open, so my apartment was basically a hot house the entire day.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:18 PM

Vladimir Putin compares himself to Tsar Peter the Great? Well, he already tried comparing Himself to Basileus Constantine the Great, however, Vladimir Putin the Mediocre's reunification efforts have fallen short.

Vladimir Putin compares himself to Tsar Peter the Great? Well, he already tried comparing Himself to Basileus Constantine the Great, however, Vladimir Putin the Short

but basically, the 250K valuation of Chestnut + Hazel is based on my most recent round of series D seed funding from the Kenneth Larot Yamat venture fund of 130 USD for a .052 % equity stake. hehehe. my burn rate is remarkably low. hehe anyway.um, i actually increased my net worth to 250K, year to date, but 271K of that is due to stretched and lofty valuations of my. you know. my publishing enterprise. hehehe!

blogging is such a huge distraction. Kind of a headache

and when I have to do a whole bunch of revisions this

is a nightmare.

I'm not prepared for whatever it

is that happens next really not

prepared. this is a headache.

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. mas gigantes.

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. los ligartes. mas gigantes.

but um, one thing i want to point out about your endless chatter about a 60k salary as being insufficient, there are actually quite a few people who, I think have a salary of zero dollars annually, they're wealthy because of their equity positions.I guess I could finish that Circuit City piece by Sotomayor.

there's a kind of limit to how many times i want to read a reiterated article on the same tending topic, even if the subject matter becomes incrementally more interesting day after day.

what was i thinking about? i don't mind pay-walls, it's just that i have to deal with about 50 - 100 per day, and it isn't clear to me if there's an all access pay-wall pass to every periodical in existence.

damn it, it's actually: lagartos

Vladimir Putin compares himself to Tsar Peter the Great? Well, he already tried comparing Himself to Basileus Constantine the Great, however, Vladimir Putin the Short. i am not prepared for whatever it is that happens next.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 4

this posts

had a number

of screenshots

of stamps that i wanted to buy, and that I think

i actually eventually purchased.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 11:04 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 5

My current job and the potential second job are on opposite sides of FT Worth, this isn't necessarily a problem because I live in Arlington, it's in the middle of these two locations.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:16 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 6

Finished lunch. I have to figure something out. Money wise.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:54 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 7

if i were to sell stuff online. well. i don't really have anything to sell. other than the stuff i bought already. and really don't need.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 5:41 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 8

I guess these are updates about how things have been for me stock market wise.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 6:03 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 9

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 8:47 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 10

Im not hungry. But. I feel like getting something to eat. Or drink.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:09 PM

Friday, August 28, 2020

innocuous post 11

Find stuff to do. Nothing exacerbates a bad mood. Nothing exacerbates sadness like hanging out around the house. Like driving around town aimlessly. Like listening to sad music. Or aggressive music.

Right now. My issue is exactly zits. I sweat non stop in this state. I rarely use acne cream. The tube i have still has a bunch in it. But it bleaches my clothes.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:43 PM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 12

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 12:46 AM

Saturday, August 29, 2020

innocuous post 13

Yelp. It occurred to me that i have to clean up yelp too.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 1:25 PM

and then I'm going to copyright the lyrics to song titled: "I'm sorry Ms. Jensen, I'm actually not even lying about my intentions."

in addition to all of that: I'm also going to file a patent for the box that the envelopes are sold in, and the patent is going to be filed as: Danish Cookie Flavored Envelope Scented Boxes.

and I'm also going to file a patent for an envelope called: Danish Cookie Flavored Envelopes! and these won't be self-sealing, you'll have to lick and taste these envelopes!

this is going to take a while longer

I didn't really know how long

this post really was but it was

a series of other posts with

content from around the web
from my social media profiles.

i dont know how i feel right now. Akward i guess. I did something weird at work. And im still all weirded out about it. And i dont know. How i feel. Fuck.

Thursday, August 27, 2020
innocuous post 1
i may have to make some revisions to my. i guess. total online presence. social media and whatever else. i was going to start with pinterest. i turns out i have a different pinterest on my computer. and a different pinterest on my phone.

just to make sure i was using the word innocuous correctly, i looked the word up in the dictionary and came across the word:

anodyne

what i've concluded from the definitions of the two words is that anodyne is different from innocuous in that it refers to intentionally, or deliberately being innocuous.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 9:11 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 2

i think that i've cleaned up the main social media stuff that i need to. i have a few other things too, i'll get to them soon.

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:52 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2020

innocuous post 3

blog page removal. notes from other stuff.

Submit your poetry to Chestnut and Hazel by using the submissions box at the side of the page.

here are more things

Posted by Chestnut + Hazel at 10:54 PM

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried macking ladies approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

In the CCP uses the Yuan (¥) or

the Kublai Khan Dollar, the USA

uses the USD ($), or, the Ameri Khan Dollar!

A dress from second-hand

store fabric that you made: I

would like first-hand experience

pulling it off your body!

a phony Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, as for me? it's never

worked. data driven results:

i tried macking numerous ladies on

Snapchat and after macking 100

beezies I liquidated zero peezies!

I'm serious; I'm going to make an envelope called: Danish Cookie Scented Envelopes! What other woman in the Milky Way Galaxy will have an envelope patent named after her?

I think I just got some inspiration.

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 4

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't

accomplish anything, nothing!

#DanishCookieUxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 4

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 4

I'm curious to know how you settled the logistical aspects of relocation: did you sell everything? intending just to buy new things in your new city?

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 4

#DanishCookieUxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

Jun 4

A Twitter catfish posts risqué

photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, data driven results:

I tried macking ladies approach on

Snapchat and after macking 100

beezies I liquidated zero peezies!

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

One issue with banker boxes is that they really are kind of expensive in comparison to regular boxes. I think price vs utility can effect the way a person experiences a product.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

yeah, honestly, i'd just sell everything and buy new stuff when you get to your new city.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

anyway, i don't know if you have any Danish Cookie scented quilts. or anything. but um. there might be a premium attached to that. i'd buy one, but i didn't see an OnlyFans link on your linktree.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

um, i actually increased my net worth to 250K, year to date, but 271K of that is due to stretched and lofty valuations of my. you know. my publishing enterprise. hehehe!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

there was something

there and she new it

boobies are the key

to happiness.

16h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

I guess I could finish that Circuit City piece by Sotomayor.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

there's a kind of limit to how many times i want to read a reiterated article on the same tending topic, even if the subject matter becomes incrementally more interesting day after day.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

not really

ready for whatever

happens next whatever is

in store for me.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

i think that the return to the office (RTO) movement is a joint conspiracy on the part of the automobile cartel, and the vehicle mafia to sell more cars! how do i know? simple: cui bono!

#cyclamateandwater

i am not prepared for whatever

it is that happens next not

really sure

i'm ready for the next stage in my

life whatever that happens to be.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

i think that the return to the office (RTO) movement is a joint conspiracy on the part of the automobile cartel, and the vehicle mafia to sell more cars!

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

47m

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

54m

damn it, it's actually: lagartos

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

59m

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. los ligartes. mas gigantes.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. los ligartes. mas gigantes.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

quiero comer los ligartes. alligatores y crocodillos. con los tortillas de harina. con los jalapenos y los chiles. ligartes. mas gigantes.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Vladimir Putin compares himself to Tsar Peter the Great? Well, he already tried comparing Himself to Basileus Constantine the Great, however, Vladimir Putin the Short

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

15h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

i don;t what to do

i mean i have a few

ideas but

nothing is sure

and i'm really scared

about what to do next.

i really am i have

no cushion.

16h

um, i actually increased my net worth to 250K, year to date, but 271K of that is due to stretched and lofty valuations of my. you know. my publishing enterprise. hehehe!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

I guess I could finish that Circuit City piece by Sotomayor.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

16h

there's a kind of limit to how many times i want to read a reiterated article on the same tending topic, even if the subject matter becomes incrementally more interesting day after day.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

i don't know what route

to take right now. just

risk it or play it safe

and steady.

16h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

i think that the return to the office (RTO) movement is a joint conspiracy on the part of the automobile cartel, and the vehicle mafia to sell more cars! how do i know? simple: cui bono!

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

i think that the return to the office (RTO) movement is a joint conspiracy on the part of the automobile cartel, and the vehicle mafia to sell more cars!

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

"...all possible measures should be implemented to avoid following the bad example set

by Mizuho Financial Group, Inc. (MFG)"

This is a shareholder proposal from the Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group, Inc. (MUFG) annual meeting.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

I would totally put forward shareholder proposals during the Twitter, Inc. (TWTR) annual meeting, calling out Meta Platforms, Inc. (FB), and vice versa, and I would just do that all day long. Then I'd do Kansas City Southern V. Union Pacific. All day. Serious.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

after not quire a year,

here i am waiting to get

out of this hole and

this is a nightmare.

Jun 7

Replying to

@KennethLYamat

and then I would do Conagra and call out Hormel. I would do AT&T and call out Verizon. I would then put forward a proposal at Exxon, calling out Chevron, and then another one, at Pfizer, calling out AstraZeneca.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 8

here's another one, and it happens in a sequence: I'll put forward a proposal at Mondelez calling out Nestle, regarding chocolates, and then a proposal at Nestle calling out Abbott Labs, regarding baby formula.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time:

"...all possible measures should be implemented to avoid following the bad example set

by Mizuho Financial Group, Inc."

This is shareholder proposal from MUFG's annual meeting.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

i think of cyclamate as being artificially sweet, and unnaturally sweet, sweetness doesn't come naturally, i think of cyclamate as something dangerous, but i also think of cyclamate as having less substance than sugar!

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

this a reference to: sugar and water, the preferred beverage of cockroach man from outer space!

i think of cyclamate as being artificially sweet, meaning being sweet isn't natural, but i also think of cyclamate as being dangerous.

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

#cyclamateandwater

this a reference to: sugar and water, the preferred beverage of cockroach man.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

* * *

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 6

#DanishCookieUxorious

* * *

... and then I would do Conagra and call out Hormel. I would do AT&T and call out Verizon. I would then put forward a proposal at Exxon, calling out Chevron, and then another one, at Pfizer, calling out AstraZeneca.

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Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

11h

Replying to

@KennethLYamat

... here's another one, and it happens in a sequence: I'll put forward a proposal at Mondelez calling out Nestle, regarding chocolates, and then a proposal at Nestle calling out Abbott Labs, regarding baby formula.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

22h

Replying to

@KennethLYamat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

22h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

11h

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

11h

Replying to

@KennethLYamat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 6

#DanishCookieUxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

#cyclamateandwater

this a reference to: sugar and water, the preferred beverage of cockroach man.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

it's hot, and i realize that

my mood has a flipped

relationship with the weather.

when it's sunny: i feel

under the weather, and when

its gloomy: i feel animated.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

Jun 7

#cyclamateandwater

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 13

Mod mode dev tools and open source code has greater utility then God mode N00B codes!

#UX

#userexperience

#nintendosUX

#atarisUX

#SEX

#SubstantiallybetterEXperience

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 13

Mod mode dev tools and open source code has greater utility then God mode N00B codes!

#UX

#userexperience

#nintendo

#atari

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

I know, with 91% statistical confidence, that my Mandarins were filled with Orange Juice, and with 91% statistical certainty, that my Oranges were filled with Mandarin Juice! From the bottom of my gut! My navel is about to burst with something somewhat similar to stomach sauce.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

there are too many

things going on right now.

May 12

I know, with 91% statistical confidence, that my Mandarins were filled with Orange Juice, and with 91% statistical certainty, that my Oranges were filled with Mandarin Juice! My navel is about to burst with something I can only be say is somewhat acidic.

#USFoodDept.com,INC

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

With 91% statistical confidence I know that my Mandarins were filled with Orange Juice and with a 91% statistical certainty, that my Oranges were filled with Mandarin Juice! My navel is about to burst with something I can only be say is somewhat acidic.

#USFoodDept.com,INC

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

With 91% statistical confidence I know that my Mandarins were filled with Orange Juice, and with a 91% statistical certainty, that my Oranges were filled with Mandarin Juice! My navel is about to burst with something I can only be say is somewhat acidic.

#USFoodDept.com,INC

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

I can't believe the Eskimo 5 pipeline was shut down! How are fat Russian oligarchs going to run their super yachts? On whale blubber? Oilgarchs and Gasgarchs hide money from Grannygarchs! Grannygarchs have revenge! True Eskimos run kayaks on whale blubber anyway!

#GILFconspiracy

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

I can't believe the Eskimo 5 pipeline was shut down! How are the Russian oligarchs going to run their super yachts? Whale blubber? Oilgarchs and Gasgarchs hide money from Grannygarchs! Grannygarchs have revenge! True Eskimos run kayaks on whale blubber anyway!

#GILFconspiracy

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 12

I was told that inflation conquers all, but then this GILF started talking about Cost of Living Adjustments (COLA), and Treasury Inflation Protected Securities (TIPS), GILFs don't suffer from inflation the way I suffer!

May 13

I want to outline four user experience design and engineering principles: xenomorphic, yautjaistic, humanoid, and robotoid.

#UX

#UXdesign

#UXengineering

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 13

User experience feedback:

"It's a paperweight."

"I'm not a xenomorph!"

"Do I look like a Klingon?"

"I don't know what this is."

"I'm starting at 000

and working my way

up to 999"

"Open sesame!"

#UX

#userexperience

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 13

User experience feedback:

"It's a paperweight."

"I'm not a xenomorph!"

"Do I look like a Klingon?"

"I don't what this is."

"I'm starting at 000

and working my way

up to 999"

"Open sesame!"

#UX

#userexperience

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

man

yeah things

are not going well things

are a disaster

i guess

things were on

a kind of cruise control

not too long ago.

May 13

User experience feedback:

"It's a paperweight."

"I'm not a xenomorph!"

"Do I look like a Klingon?"

"I don't what this is."

"I'm starting at 000

and working my way

up to 999"

#UX

#userexperience

I don't think the granny slut gilf-garch from the ministry of truth should edit anyone's comments! my rouble is 7.5 american inches, and and yields 7.5 british pounds for every 7.5 russian kilometers, of perimeter when measured with an electron micro-scope!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

I don't think the granny slut gilf-garch from the ministry of truth should edit anyone's comments! my rouble is 7.5 american inches, and and yields 7.5 british pounds for every 7.4 russian kilometers, of perimeter!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

I figured out exactly how to use the antikythera mechanism: it's a paper weight. Other than that? I don't know; some kind of ancient xenomorph or yautja compass-sextant-astrolabe-GPS navigation bullshit?

#UX

#UXdesign

#UXengineering

#userexperienceforarcheologists

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

I figured out exactly how to use the antikythera mechanism: it's a paper weight. Other than that? I don't know; some kind of ancient xenomorph or yatuja compas-sextant-astrolabe-GPS navigation bullshit?

#UX

#UXdesign

#UXengineering

#userexperienceforarcheologists

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

Kungpao Cougars favor the gold.

#grannygarch

#GILFconspiracy

#kungpaoCougars

#compoundinterest

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

I can't believe the Eskimo 5 pipeline was shut down! How are fat Russian oligarchs going to run their super yachts? On whale blubber? Oil garchs and Gasgarchs hide money from Grannygarchs! Grannygarchs get revenge! True Eskimos run kayaks on whale blubber anyway!

#dmitryrogozin

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

I can't believe the Eskimo 5 pipeline was shut down! How are fat Russian oligarchs going to run their super yachts? On whale blubber? Oil garchs and Gasgarchs hide money from Grannygarchs! Grannygarchs have revenge! True Eskimos run kayaks on whale blubber anyway!

#dmitryrogozin

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 15

Compound interest favors the old.

these dreams

are becoming

nightmares

i did see a role that i was interested

in and i don't know what to do.

#grannygarch

#GILFconspiracy

#kungpaoCougars

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 18

Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Yes 1%

No 0%

1 votes

In fact, I want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the U.S. Supreme Court, I'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia AND take Justice Sotomayor to the Ballet!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 18

Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Yes 1%

No 0%

1 votes

In fact, I want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the Supreme Court, I'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia AND take Justice Sotomayor to the Ballet!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 18

Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Yes 1%

No 0%

1 votes

In fact, I want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the supreme court, I'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia AND take Justice Sotomayor to the Ballet!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 17

Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Yes

0 votes

4 minutes left

in fact. i want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the supreme court, i'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia, AND take Sotomayor to the Ballet!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

when every problem you've ever faced

is a matter of food and shelter, every

solution is a hammer and sickle

#vladimirputin

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

it was something

that used to make me

happy but the longer

this goes on the worse

things get.

May 23

when every problem you've ever faced

is a matter of food and shelter, every

solution is a hammer and sickle

#liberatetheproletariat

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 22

I knew it! I was going to get in trouble for that poem. Oh well, I guess I won't be freezing to death in St. Petersburg this summer!

#VladimirPutin

#SergeiLavrov

#StateDept

#USDepartmentofState

https://mid.ru/ru/maps/us/1814243/

yeah i really feel bad

about this whole disaster

this pending disaster

this impending disaster

things are falling apart.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

That guy wanted a whole. fucking. dollar. for my student subscription. i offered the old man 99 cents, but he wouldn't budge a single American inch.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

I honestly think that the reason Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace was to stiff me out of my poems, because I stiffed him on my Wall Street Journal: Student Edition subscription fees.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

I read somewhere that it's actually possible to: request your file, or whatever, from any entity that collects your data, and I think that the process is similar to a Freedom of Information Act Request, but I never got around to doing that.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

I tried a number of different things to get my old MySpace account back, including reactivating old email addresses, but even that didn't work. and then I think I tried to find my own Myspace page using some internet archive, that didn't work either.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

What do I remember about MySpace? well. I actually left my page as Vanilla as possible, but I think that my MySpace blog was kind of epic. In fact I've tried at least a few times to track down my old MySpace Blogs.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

🦑fish are eaten⛵and pies are🐙

made from the guts of🛶so many

fish and🐚shells are collected🛸from

who and whatever🐌 has them they came🚀

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

That guy wanted a whole. fucking. dollar. for my student subscription. I offered the old man 99 cents, but he wouldn't budge a single Australian inch.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

I honestly think that the reason Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace was to stiff me out of my poems, because I stiffed him on my Wall Street Journal: Student Edition subscription fees.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

That 250 USD Meningitis vaccine better save me 25000 inflation adjusted USD in healthcare related expenses.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

What Bumble had that the other dating apps didn't was a lifetime subscription option: none of the Match Group products had one, so the only person in the Dating Industrial Complex who knows how to press the Net Present Value button works at Bumble INC.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

What I liked about Bumble over the other dating apps was that it had a lifetime subscription option: none of the Match Group products had that, so the only person in the Dating Industrial Complex who know how to press the NPV button works at Bumble INC.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 24

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

A few years ago I was at the bar, and this woman was talking about some kind of reptilian conspiracy, and I wanted cast a reasonable doubt about how the conspiracy could just as easily be perpetuated by the octopusilians, insectilians, or robotilians.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 23

A few years ago I was at the bar, and this woman was talking about some kind of reptilian conspiracy, and I wanted cast a reasonable doubt, about how the conspiracy could just as easily be perpetuated by the octopusilians, insectilians, or robotilians.

One of my favorite artifacts was a codex of invoices and annotations from Prince Antiochus I to his father Emperor Seleucus I asking for tax credits for his latest infrastructure project, as well as inquiries regarding qualified tax deductions for his public education project.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

When I lived at the Vatican City I amassed a decent collection of artifacts from the Selucid Dynasty; Saddam Hussein sent a diplomatic mission to have my collection repatriated; I insisted I had clear title dating to Mehmet II, and his actions would be construed as expropriation.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

When I think about my time at the Vatican City: I remember having amassed a pretty decent collection of artifacts from the Selucid Dynasty, but Saddam Hussein sent a diplomatic mission to have my entire collection expropriated; I insisted I had clear title dating to Mehmet II.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

There won't be a Real Housewives of the Vatican City because 180,000 USD in annual disposal income wouldn't be sufficient to support a spouse, a humble cleric could buy maybe two books a year, from Sotheby's, on that salary.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

Pope Francis also made a comment about declining birthrates, he said something along the lines of: people who don't start families are self-indulgent, and I thought; he's right, median per capita income in the Vatican City is 180,000 USD, and none of those guys have families.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

Pope Francis also made a comment about declining birthrates. He said something along the lines of: people who don't start families are self-indulgent, and I thought: he's right, median per capita income in the Vatican City is 180,000 USD, and none of those guys have families.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 25

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

It's just that i really

cannot believe that

disaster is already

here but it's not like

i didn't see this coming.

May 25

Years ago I was at a bar and this woman was talking about some kind of reptilian🐊🦖 conspiracy and I wanted cast a reasonable doubt about how the conspiracy could just as easily be perpetuated by the octopusilians🐙🦑, insectilians🦋🐞, or robotilians🤖🖥️.

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

Prince Antiochus I consulted the Oracle at of Apollo at Delphi, the Oracle of Tiresias at Thebes, and the Oracle of Artemis at Halicarnassus to determine if it would be suitable, and compliant to establish an:

ORACLE! OF! PROMETHEUS!

AT! ANTIOCH!

DUN! DUN! DUN!

THEYsaidYES

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

... but the clever young prince: Prince Antiochus I, no less! would not be had! What Prince Antiochus I had found after extensive scrutinization was a subclause designating ecclesiastical constructions as infrastructure, and so Prince Antiochus I developed a plot of his own!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

what Emperor Seleucus I and Pharaoh Ptolemy II had in mind was to undercut Prince Antiochus I by composing a warrant of attainder expressing a prohibition on subsidies for any academic edifices north of the Nile, or west of the Euphrates, stopping any Academy of Antioch.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

you see, there was something conspiratorial afoot between Emperor Seleucus I and Pharaoh Ptolemy II. Seleucus intended to create a codex collection at Seleucia, and Ptolemy: a scriptorium magnus at Alexandria, neither had any intention of being eclipsed by Prince Antiochus I.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

anyway, no one said that eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge would bring you anywhere nice, now did it? So, after Prince Antiochus I petitioned Pharaoh Ptolemy II for funds to subsidize the Academy of Antioch, Pharaoh Ptolemy II declined, citing a project of his own.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

i don't know what

on earth to do.

this isn't going well

May 26

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

and if anyone brings up the Real Housewives again, or anything else for that matter, while I'm discussing this seminal revelation of my findings of the Successor States, I will totally block you!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

When I think about the Real Housewives Franchise it make me sick! There are more pressing issues in the world right now! Especially my Twitter diatribe on taxation during the Diodochi Epoch!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

not really ready for

whatever it is

that is coming next

just around

the corner

two write-ups and

now a suspension.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 27

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 27

Okay, so here's a serious solution to the mass casualty incidents that happen incessantly in the United States: let's round up all the serial killers and mass murderers and other violent sociopaths, and have them fight Vladimir Putin. They did it in StarCraft.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

One of the issues I have is that I grew up in San Jose, California during the Information Age, and as a result, I have an inability to comprehend what a violent crime is. I grew up thinking the Incident at Littleton, Colorado was some kind of artifact of cinematography.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

One of the issues I have is that I grew up in San Jose, California during the Information Age? and as a result, I have an inability to comprehend what a violent crime is? I grew up thinking the Incident at Littleton, Colorado was some kind of Hollywood Production?

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

One of the issues I have is that I grew up in San Jose, California during the Information Age, and as a result, I have an inability to comprehend what a violent crime is? I grew up thinking the Incident at Littleton, Colorado was some kind of Hollywood Production.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

and that's how the:

Oracle of Prometheus at Antioch in honor of Prince Antiochus I, Summa Magnificarum

was established.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

and that's how the:

Oracle of Prometheus at Antioch in honor of Prince Antiochus I, Summa Magnificarum was established.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

Prince Antiochus I consulted the Oracle of Apollo at Delphi, the Oracle of Tiresias at Thebes, and the Oracle of Artemis at Halicarnassus to determine if it would be suitable and compliant to establish an:

ORACLE! OF! PROMETHEUS!

AT! ANTIOCH!

DUN! DUN! DUN!

THEY SAID YES

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 26

ORACLE! OF! PROMETHEUS!

AT! ANTIOCH!

DUN! DUN! DUN!

THEYsaidYES

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same feelings that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

when we meet in-person

and I'm not as tall of a person

as you would be satisfied with.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

i don't know

what the heck to do

or where the heck

to look for a new

position in the

event that I get canned.

May 30

I feel like less of a person

when my vacations don't

meet your expectations of

what a vacation should be.

I feel like less of a person when

my occupation doesn't meet

your expectations of what an

occupation should be.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

#cyberinsecurities

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

#cyberinsecurities

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I'm aware of the difference between patents and copyrights, but there isn't a LinkedIn section that allows me to list Copyrights, or Trademarks.

I think that LinkedIn should have a generalized Registered Intellectual Property Section.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

anyway, i don't know if you have any Danish Cookie scented quilts. or anything. but um. there might be a premium attached to that. i'd buy one, but i didn't see an OnlyFans link on your linktree.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

yeah, honestly, i'd just sell everything and buy new stuff when you get to your new city.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

the stuff you need now, you can take with you, and it won't cost anything above what you're already spending getting to your new place: whatever you're currently spending on gas or plane tickets.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

since you make quilts you can probably ship most things in a bag, like just wrap whatever you want to ship in a quilt, put it in a bag, then ship it to your new residence.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

One issue with banker boxes is that they really are kind of expensive in comparison to regular boxes. I think price vs utility can effect the way a person experiences a product.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

anyway, Paul, I still haven't gotten over her after all these years. If you want to, you can meet me in Kansas, and we'll fight over her, fists only, as in: paper, scissors, rock.

Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library & Museum, 200 S E 4th St, Abilene, KS 67410

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

but um, I didn't know she met someone. Five kids? Lucky guy. Unfortunately for me, I was fighting the Wehrmacht in Stalingrad while Pretty Boy Pablo was flirting with the ladies!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

A Twitter catfish posts risqué photographs and actual perverts ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

it's a lot to keep

up with and honestly,

it's not something that i can

or even plan to keep

up with. ever.

May 30

No two days are alike

and every day brings new

surprises and uncertainties.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Residents from the complex are swimming in the pool the weather

is hot, the water is cool.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I think that I have a tendency

to say things that I shouldn't,

and once things are digital,

they're never forgotten:

let's hope that no one has been

reading these.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

it goes around in circles

and it doesn't change

the way it moves

because it moves

but it is fixed in place.

May 30

I'm watching the ceiling fan

spin around and waft hot and

humid air around my room.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I think that I'm not

really interested in things

other than basics.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I'm not really a

leftist except for those times

when the ladies are.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

it just isn't really going well

all access pass to the booty.

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

#cyberinsecurities

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

maybe you are less

happy than you were

a minute ago

and now these are

worse off than they were

not too recently.

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for using Twitter for Android

as in less than a person

who uses Twitter for iPhone but

my penis looks amazing

regardless of the hardware.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

A Twitter catfish posts risque photographs and actual perverts

ask to meet up, sad truth:

I tried that approach on

Snapchat and it didn't seem

to achieve anything, nothing!

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same precepts that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same feelings that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same feelings that

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

when we meet in-person

and I'm not as tall of a person

as you would be satisfied with.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

when my vacations don't

meet your expectations of

what a vacation should be.

I feel like less of a person when

my occupation doesn't meet

your expectations of what an

occupation should be.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

nothing helps

and nothing gets

worse and how can you

say that the roundness

is not where happiness

comes from.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I want thoughts as

complex as your thoughts

feelings as deep

as your feelings

insecurities as trivial

as your insecurities

hobbies as bougie

as your hobbies

tastes as sophisticated

as your tastes

and problems as

first-world as yours

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions you have, and for

not having the same precepts

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I feel like less of a person

for not having the same

opinions that you have, and for

not having the same precepts

you have, and for not having

feelings like your feelings.

#cyberinsecurities

#inreuxorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

Relocation:

#cyberinsecurities

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

I'm aware of the difference between patents and copyrights, but there isn't a LinkedIn section that allows me to list Copyrights, or Trademarks.

I think that LinkedIn should have a generalized Registered Intellectual Property Section.

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

the stuff you need now, you can take with you, and it won't cost anything above what you're already spending getting to your new place: whatever you're currently spending on gas or plane tickets.

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

#inreUXorious

#DanishCookieUXorious

Kenneth Larot Yamat

@KennethLYamat

May 30

since you make quilts you can probably ship most things in a bag, like just wrap whatever you want to ship in a quilt, put it in a bag, then ship it to your new residence.

...

Notes from Arlington, Texas # 63

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