Objectives
Education
- UTA: Admissions and Deadlines
- UTA: Student Loans and Financial Aid
- UTA: Internships
- UTA: University Career Resources
- Electives: Languages
- Arabic
- Classics
- Communication Studies
- Latin
- Linguistics
- History
- Geography
- Electives: Mathematics
- Data Science
- Statistics
- Insurance
- Accounting
- Electives: Programming
- Information Systems
- Industrial & Manufacturing Systems
- Computer Science
- Communications Technology
- Business Analytics
- Electives: Finance Outside of Finance
- Urban Design
- Real Estate
- Landscape Architecture
- Interior Design
- Insurance
- Architecture
- Economics
- City & Regional Planning
- Equipment: Computer
Publishing
- Copyrights: indefinite hiatus
- Copyrights: innocuous posts
- Copyrights: Letters from Sanford Street
Domestic & Personal
- Reduce Clutter
- Vehicle Registration
* * *
Well, what are the possibilities? Um, there might be some administrative hang-up that might cause my application of fall through the cracks.
I realize something: I have to be slightly more realistic about what electives I sign up for.
And. Fucking. Twitter MILFs! I have to stay off there.
Twitter porn isn't any better than Instagram porn or anything else. but it's distracting.
* * *
Finally home. I can't believe I did that silly shit. Jesus. Thank God I'm home. Anyway. I'm going to stop reading the news for the foreseeable future.
* * *
I'm just so angry about everything. Really. I am. I went on a road trip today as kind of an elaborate joke, but, I mean. It wasn't that funny. I'm at this rest stop that I remember stopping at 4 years ago.
I'm angry. About everything. Everything irritates me and few things really ever make me happy anymore. I'm just so unhappy.
Maybe things will turn around. Maybe things will get more amazing, rather than more. Rather than more. I don't know. Everything sucks.
* * *
This a nightmare. a real nightmare. fuck. so what the hell do i do? this is really fucking disappointing. disappointing.
* * *
I never had a chance to really correspond with the person who wrote me that submissions email, regarding entrepreneurship and starting a business. i really. have no intention of ever starting a business. i guess. this. chestnut and hazel. chestnut + hazel. is a business. and i guess i started one, even if it has never been something that really ever made me any money. maybe it will make me money, but, it hasn't done so yet.
* * *
alright. so that's kind of nice. the data hotspot connection is working now.
* * *
There are a number of things that I just find kind of irritating. I only have 10 GB of hotspot data included in my monthly plan. included in my phone plan. usually, that's more than enough. in the past i was never really home to really use very much date, but this month, it turned out not to be enough. sucks. right now i just need a little more data, well, the month resets today, or it should have done so yesterday, but i'm still waiting. the slowed connection is enough for things that aren't really data heavy, like blogging. but more than that, and i'm really not able to access anything.
i feel like i'm in this constant state of making less money. that i'm always in this spiral of making less money, and having higher expenses, and things are just on the whole aren't really improving. i know that in many ways, things really are improving for me.
I don't know what I would have done differently if i could have gone back and done something differently.
- (X) Credit Cards / payments scheduled
Employment
- Internships
- University Career Resources
- Relocation Opportunities
I'm going to add these objectives to the education section. or move these or whatever, rather than have these a separate category.
* * *
I have a neighbor who tries to chat with me. or. maybe she chats at me. or talks at me. but she doesn't seem to be interested in talking with me. and what i mean is. she goes on and on about something, but when i try to talk with her. when i try to ask a question. or when i try to interject. or when i have something to say. she always replies that she can't hear me.
so my conclusion is. if she can't hear me, there is no point in me listening to her. we won't have a conversation if she can't hear me. if i listen to what she says. or if i don't listen to what she says. she's a broken record. as far as i can tell.
she talks to me. she doesn't. or she can't hear anything that i say when i respond. and she also can't see either. so when i try to write a response she says she can't see it.
so i'm thinking that. the only reason i should listen to her is if she expects to engage in a conversation, and if she doesn't expect to engage in a conversation. i might as well not listen to her. she only ever talks about useless stuff. conspiracies and stuff that, quite frankly, is essentially useless conversation topics.
* * *
I was able to compile all the posts for the indefinite hiatus series. it was short. just 62 posts in total. really short. i'll file a copyright in the morning. and then maybe i'll work on the innocuous posts series. i think about thinking about when. you try. i think about the times i want to look back at things. and how. looking back isn't really always a pleasant feeling.
i don't know why life isn't easier than it is. i really don't.
* * *
Salt. salt. i feel like garbage. i really feel like garbage. i'm really not feeling happy about anything.
* * *
I think I'm going to draft a kind of tactical plan of action or something. for. school. you know. as silly as that sounds.
* * *
I remember something from a while ago. a conversation i had with another guy when I was working at the book factory. he was obsessed with cryptocurrency. I never really ever got into cryptocurrency, and i felt like he was trying to get me into cryptocurrency, or trying to sell me on the idea of cryptocurrency, by mocking me for not being into cryptocurrency.
I feel like there is a sales tactic, and this sales tactic is something like: create in someone a sense of inadequacy, or indignity, or feelings of insecurity.
I felt like the whole idea was that, if i didn't know anything about cryptocurrency, than i was clearly an idiot.
* * *
I'm already feeling quite a bit of frustration getting all these posts together. Like really annoyed.
* * *
I'm working on compiling, consolidating, or amalgamating all of the posts in the indefinite hiatus series into a single document that. a single text document that i can submit for registration to the copyright office. some of these posts are taking forever to load.
* * *
I really don't like the way I look. am i a jerk for being cynical about that whole thing. i don't know. i'll need better explanations about how this whole dating thing works before i really put any more effort into it.
* * *
I really don't like the way my face looks. I really am going to delete this online dating profile, and then do something else. Well, I don't know. I really don't know. I really have no idea what to do about that. on the one hand, people think that you're weird if you don't do a whole lot of dating, or, if you don't seem to be interested in dating.
* * *
Alright. In spite of the fact that I really am annoyed by the whole dating stuff. I decided to upload a new photograph of myself to Plenty of Fish, and I really don't like this photograph of myself. It's a garbage quality photograph of myself. and I really do not like it.
Maybe I have to take pictures in front of something, like, I don't fucking know, the grand canyon or something. some kind of amazing geological feature. or something.
* * *
Where did you go on your first date? Answer: we went to the place above the orange tree in the place above the pomegranate tree where the rainbow spills over into the next place above the orange sky.
* * *
I'm going to write off dating and relationships as more or less a pointless pursuit. Waste of fucking money. Really. I wonder why I spent money on the Plenty of Fish subscription. The app and website have more or less become webcam porn platforms. fucking waste of time. fucking waste of money. I may consider deleting the account and moving on. i really have to write that off as a non-worthwhile pursuit. i'm just so frustrated about it.
maybe there are all kinds of dating advice. stuff. out there, but nothing has really ever worked for me. um. and i just hate doing it anyway.
* * *
I don't know what to do about the sort of dating and relationships aspect of life. I really have a lot of doubts when it comes to online dating. I'm never sure if the person on the other side has any real intention of dating, or, is just looking to kill time. I really don't. and that's the thing about dating. is the other person just looking to kill time, or is the other person interested in. you know.
i really don't want to sign up for any more online dating accounts. I signed up for Plenty of Fish on the basis of most articles saying it's the best option for anyone looking for a hook-up, and. honestly. i didn't get a single hook-up. fucking waste of money. fucking waste of time. real waste.
and i resent the idea, or the cultural attitude that i should be looking for something other than a hook-up. i simply don't understand it. i simply don't understand why i would want something other than a hook-up. i really don't. i really fucking don't. and i hate saying that. i don't understand it.
* * *
What I mean is. I don't want to change too much with my blog in terms of making any serious style changes.
* * *
I really don't want to change anything here. At least not any time soon. I mean. I really don't want to change anything with my blog any time soon.
* * *
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
Now
Another reason is that many employers offer tuition and education reimbursement incentives. It's not really a huge indignity to bag groceries, or pour coffee, or pack boxes, or count cash.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
13s
Another reason is that many employers offer tuition and education reimbursement incentives. It's not really a hug indignity to bag groceries, or pour coffee, or pack boxes, or count cash.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
38s
Another reason is that many employers offer tuition and education reimbursement incentives. It's not really an indignity to bag groceries, or pour coffee, or pack boxes, or count cash.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
5m
The reason I'm not entirely in favor of student loan forgiveness is this: education expenses receive a tax credit, a portion of student loan payments are tax deductible, so anyone receiving student loan forgiveness is triple dipping at the tax-payer's expense.
#usedgov
@usedgov
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
7m
One of the reasons I'm not entirely in favor of student loan forgiveness is that: qualified education expenses receive a tax credit, a portion of student loan payments are tax deductible, so anyone receiving student loan forgiveness is triple dipping at the tax-payer's expense.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
5h
If Vladimir Putin thinks he's going to win: he's got another thing coming! Anglozilla and Danezilla are coming for Sovietzilla!
#vladimirputin:-(
#anglozilla!
#danezilla!
#sovietzilla:-(
* * *
Tax Pin IRS 2020 Tax Year
* * *
🤖What powerful but
unrecorded race👽
🐨Once dwelt in that
annihilated place🗿
* * *
#variationonathemebyhoracesmith
#bykennethlarotyamatfor
#DanishCookieUXorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
3h
🤖🙂👽🐵🐼🐸🐨
🐉🐢🐒🦞🦀🦑🐙
🦂🦗🐜🐞🦋🗿👻
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🥇🚿🏅🚿🍋🚿
🌕🚿✉️🚿📀🚿
🤏🥖🧮🐛🗜️🍌🔩
🌽📏🥒📐🥕📷🌶️
#DanishCookieUXorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
3h
🤖👽🐨🗿
📓👻⚙️💀
#DanishCookieUXorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
4h
🤖👽🐨🗿📓👻⚙️
#DanishCookieUXorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
4h
🤖What powerful but
unrecorded race👽
🐨Once dwelt in that
annihilated place🗿
#DanishCookieUXorious
* * *
How is computer science
different from software
notes
programming language
software and electrical
computer stuff
design
* * *
what were some of the things.
* * *
[Chestnut + Hazel] New message received.
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Hi,
Starting your own business can be tremendously rewarding, but as any
entrepreneur knows, you must overcome a lot of fear and uncertainty in
order to be successful.
Is it possible for me to submit an article on your website that gives
advice to prospective entrepreneurs on how to overcome the fear of
beginning a new business?
Please let me know if you like this topic for your website, and I'll get
started writing.
Thank you very much!
Cameron Ward
cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
Regards,
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Greetings Cameron Ward:
I'm interested in listening to what you have to say, however, this
website is just a place where I put my personal notes.
Sincerely,
Kenneth Larot Yamat
info@chestnutandhazel.com
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>
> Hi,
>
> Starting your own business can be tremendously rewarding, but as any
> entrepreneur knows, you must overcome a lot of fear and uncertainty in
> order to be successful.
>
> Is it possible for me to submit an article on your website that gives
> advice to prospective entrepreneurs on how to overcome the fear of
> beginning a new business?
>
> Please let me know if you like this topic for your website, and I'll get
> started writing.
>
> Thank you very much!
> Cameron Ward
> cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Regards,
> Cameron Ward | cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
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hosting service do you use? What domain registration service do you
use?
Sincerely,
Kenneth Larot Yamat
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>
> Hi,
>
> Starting your own business can be tremendously rewarding, but as any
> entrepreneur knows, you must overcome a lot of fear and uncertainty in
> order to be successful.
>
> Is it possible for me to submit an article on your website that gives
> advice to prospective entrepreneurs on how to overcome the fear of
> beginning a new business?
>
> Please let me know if you like this topic for your website, and I'll get
> started writing.
>
> Thank you very much!
> Cameron Ward
> cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Regards,
> Cameron Ward | cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
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to ask what email system you use for your website? and what web
hosting service do you use? What domain registration service do you
use?
Sincerely,
Kenneth Larot Yamat
On Wed, May 4, 2022 at 2:08 AM Blogger Contact Form
<no-reply@blogger.com> wrote:
>
> Hi,
>
> Starting your own business can be tremendously rewarding, but as any
> entrepreneur knows, you must overcome a lot of fear and uncertainty in
> order to be successful.
>
> Is it possible for me to submit an article on your website that gives
> advice to prospective entrepreneurs on how to overcome the fear of
> beginning a new business?
>
> Please let me know if you like this topic for your website, and I'll get
> started writing.
>
> Thank you very much!
> Cameron Ward
> cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Regards,
> Cameron Ward | cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Note: This email was sent via the Contact Form gadget on
> http://www.chestnutandhazel.com
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Greetings Cameron Ward:
My apologies for previously replying from my personal email. I wanted
to ask what email system you use for your website? and what web
hosting service do you use? What domain registration service do you
use?
Sincerely,
Kenneth Larot Yamat
On Wed, May 4, 2022 at 2:08 AM Blogger Contact Form
<no-reply@blogger.com> wrote:
>
> Hi,
>
> Starting your own business can be tremendously rewarding, but as any
> entrepreneur knows, you must overcome a lot of fear and uncertainty in
> order to be successful.
>
> Is it possible for me to submit an article on your website that gives
> advice to prospective entrepreneurs on how to overcome the fear of
> beginning a new business?
>
> Please let me know if you like this topic for your website, and I'll get
> started writing.
>
> Thank you very much!
> Cameron Ward
> cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Regards,
> Cameron Ward | cameron.ward@bizwealthbuilder.com
>
> Note: This email was sent via the Contact Form gadget on
> http://www.chestnutandhazel.com
* * *
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
4m
Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?
Yes
1%
no
0%
0 votes
·
4 minutes left
in fact. i want to clerk for Justice Sotomayor, and when I'm on the supreme court, i'll opine conservative views with more bravado than Scalia, AND take Sotomayor to the Ballet!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
6m
Do you approve of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?
Yes
0%
no
0%
0 votes
·
Final results
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
19m
If the Druidic Council approves reimbursement for marijuana, I want to submit medical expense reports for medicinal blow-jobs. You wouldn't believe how therapeutic blow-jobs can be.
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
* * *
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
3m
I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session, and I'm a licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
42s
If the Druidic Council approves reimbursement for Marijuana, I want to submit medical expense reports for medicinal blowjobs. You wouldn't believe how therapeutic blowjobs can be.
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
#writofcertiorari
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
6m
I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session. and I'm a fucking licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
#druidiccouncil
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
6m
I would also like to be reimbursed for the medicinal grade hand-jobs that I've been giving myself. Usually about 10 or so per day, but sometimes more, and I only charge 39 USD per session. and I'm a fucking licensed Hand-Job Therapist!
#pontifexmaximus
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
* * *
The main issues that are weighing on my mind right now are: getting into graduate school, paying for graduate school, paying back any student loans that I might accumulate while attending graduate school, completing graduate school without running out of cash and credit, and then finding employment sufficiently remunerative such that any student loans I have to pay back aren't excessively burdensome.
* * *
Even though I might be getting distracted. Or at least I feel like I'm getting distracted. It's possible that I'm getting more done than I think. What is one thing that I would like to get done? Well, complete another Copyright Registration. The issue here isn't time. It's money. I'm already stretched super thin in terms of money, and I really don't have any money to spend on pet projects, but in a way, when I say that, I know that I've spent more on lunches than. You know. Impulse purchases are issues too. you know. and I'm wasting money in one area or another, that should be better used in some other area.
* * *
This is probably a useless thing to point out, but I have a folder for links that I have used in the past, but, don't plan on using anytime soon, they may be specific in some way, like, a specific facebook page. I might not. i obviously don't need to bookmark facebook, but there may be a specific facebook page that i might want to book mark. anyway. i have a specific bookmarks folder for bookmarks that are kind of like that. super specific pages in. anyway. the situation there is that I had folders within my archived bookmark folders. i fixed that issue of having folders within my archived bookmarks folder for bookmarks of pages within websites that i want to bookmark, but the main website doesn't need to be bookmarked. stupid trivial issue.
* * *
Fuck. Let me think for a minute. Incessant distractions. There was something that I was thinking about. Okay. it's about the wash loss rule regarding stock trading. I wouldn't be worrying about this right now, however, I basically did not get. My unemployment insurance claim was not approved, or, disqualified, so I'm basically selling the shares I have in my Robinhood account to cover my current needs, and this also wouldn't be an issue, however, the current market prices of the shares I'm selling are below my cost-basis for the shares that I'm selling.
So I'm selling my fucking shares at a realized loss, and this has the potential to cause me to run afoul of the wash-sale rule in the event that I'm not realizing my capital losses correctly.
You know. There's a fucking correct way to lose money and shit. what a fucking nightmare.
* * *
I'm trying to think about something. Well. It may have been possible that my. that the money I spent on the Meningitis Vaccine for college, would have been paid for by my employer health plan, but I'm not sure.
* * *
What do I need to work on? Okay. I got distracted again. Transcribing notes. working on stuff for my twitter profile. I just can't believe how much time I've been spending on there. There was an Automated Profile, or an Automated Bot Re-Tweeter that caught my attention, and I found it interesting. I ended up experimenting with emojis for a while.
* * *
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
44m
I want thoughts as
complex as your thoughts
feelings as deep
as your feelings
insecurities as trivial
as your insecurities
hobbies as bougie
as your hobbies
tastes as sophisticated
as your tastes
and problems as
first-world as yours
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
53m
I feel like less of a person
for not having the same
opinions you have, and for
not having the same precepts
you have, and for not having
feelings like your feelings.
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
53m
I feel like less of a person
for not having the same
opinions that you have, and for
not having the same precepts
you have, and for not having
feelings like your feelings.
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
56m
I feel like less of a person
for not having the same
opinions that you have, and for
not having the same precepts that
you have, and for not having
feelings like your feelings.
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
58m
I feel like less of a person
for not having the same
opinions that you have, and for
not having the same feelings that
you have, and for not having
feelings like your feelings.
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I feel like less of a person
for using Twitter for Android
as in less than a person
who uses Twitter for iPhone but
my penis looks amazing
regardless of the hardware.
#cyberinsecurities
#inreuxorious
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I feel like less of a person
for using Twitter for Android
as in less than a person
who uses Twitter for iPhone but
my penis looks amazing
regardless of the hardware.
#cyberinsecurities
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I feel like less of a person
for using Twitter for Android
as in less than a person
who uses Twitter for iPhone but
my penis looks amazing
regardless of the hardware.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
A Twitter catfish posts risque photographs and actual perverts
ask to meet up, sad truth:
I tried that approach on
Snapchat and it didn't seem
to achieve anything, nothing!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
A Twitter catfish posts risque photographs and actual perverts ask to meet up, sad truth:
I tried that approach on
Snapchat and it didn't seem
to achieve anything, nothing!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
No two days are alike
and every day brings new
surprises and uncertainties.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
Residents from the complex are swimming in the pool the weather
is hot, the water is cool.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I think that I have a tendency
to say things that I shouldn't,
and once things are digital,
they're never forgotten:
let's hope that no one has been
reading these.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I'm watching the ceiling fan
spin around and waft hot and
humid air around my room.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I think that I'm not
really interested in things
other than basics.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
1h
I'm not really a
leftist except for those times
when the ladies are.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
7h
... well, I made it almost as far as Oklahoma City, OK. I don't think I'll make it to Abilene, KS. Let's just say you win, Paul, and you can keep Nancy! As for paper📜scissors ✂️rock 🥌, see attachment below: Rock!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
11h
... anyway, Paul, I still haven't gotten over her after all these years. If you want to, you can meet me in Kansas, and we'll fight over her, fists only, as in: paper, scissors, rock.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library & Museum, 200 S E 4th St, Abilene, KS 67410
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
·
11h
... but I guess timing is everything, as a suitor, and as a progenitor. She never said anything to me about having a Paul, ever. I was working as a fry cook, my shirts covered in grease, day after day. Only thing she ever said was, was: "I've never seen such hideous shirts!"
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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12h
...there were other opportunities at the time, in fact, Ferdinand Marcos was offering a one way ticket to the bourgeoisie, fully funded by California Boy Ronald Regan himself! I couldn't do it though: my dick was just too fucking big! So, I went to Stalingrad instead!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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12h
...but um, I didn't know she met someone. Five kids? Lucky guy. Unfortunately for me, I was fighting the Wehrmacht in Stalingrad while Pretty Boy Pablo was flirting with the ladies!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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12h
Is being charged with a DUI the same as being credited with a DUI? I wonder if he'll ultimately be debited with a DUI? Do you have to be credited with a DUI before being Debited with a DUI? I've never had a DUI.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 28
I think that many of the content moderation policies on user generated content platforms are unnecessarily broad and many of those policies can be construed to take down any kind of content whatsoever. There's a point where algorithmic or direct curation dilute authenticity.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 27
I stand with Ukraine!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 26
When I think about the Real Housewives Franchise it make me sick! There are more pressing issues in the world right now! Especially my Twitter diatribe on taxation during the Diodochi Epoch!
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 26
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
Emperor Seleucus I said tax credits would be granted to any infrastructure spending by Prince Antiochus I, provided he inflate his reported expenses by no more than 9% of actual costs incurred, and to seek assistance from his cousin Pharaoh Ptolemy II concerning other expenses.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
One of my favorite artifacts was a codex of invoices and annotations from Prince Antiochus I to his father Emperor Seleucus I asking for tax credits for his latest infrastructure project, as well as inquiries regarding qualified tax deductions for his public education project.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
When I lived at the Vatican City I amassed a decent collection of artifacts from the Selucid Dynasty; Saddam Hussein sent a diplomatic mission to have my collection repatriated; I insisted I had clear title dating to Mehmet II, and his actions would be construed as expropriation.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
When I think about my time at the Vatican City: I remember having amassed a pretty decent collection of artifacts from the Selucid Dynasty, but Saddam Hussein sent a diplomatic mission to have my entire collection expropriated; I insisted I had clear title dating to Mehmet II.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
There won't be a Real Housewives of the Vatican City because 180,000 USD in annual disposal income wouldn't be sufficient to support a spouse, a humble cleric could buy maybe two books a year, from Sotheby's, on that salary.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
Pope Francis also made a comment about declining birthrates, he said something along the lines of: people who don't start families are self-indulgent, and I thought; he's right, median per capita income in the Vatican City is 180,000 USD, and none of those guys have families.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
Pope Francis also made a comment about declining birthrates. He said something along the lines of: people who don't start families are self-indulgent, and I thought: he's right, median per capita income in the Vatican City is 180,000 USD, and none of those guys have families.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
Pope Francis also made a comment about declining birthrates. He said something along the lines of: people who don't start families are self-indulgent, and I thought: he's right, median per capita income in the Vatican City is like 180,000 USD, and none of those guys have kids.
Kenneth Larot Yamat
@KennethLYamat
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May 25
Years ago I was at a bar and this woman was talking about some kind of reptilian🐊🦖 conspiracy and I wanted cast a reasonable doubt about how the conspiracy could just as easily be perpetuated by the octopusilians🐙🦑, insectilians🦋🐞, or robotilians🤖🖥️.
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