economy, most of us will experience a decline
in actual wages.
Unions will be busted and all work related protections
will be abolished. We will work for lousy paychecks
and starvation wages.
When the dating scene gets any better, the union
of gorblinas will dictate who dates, and who does
not date.
People will have to apply for a dating
application, and download a certified dating app
that is approved by the dating dictators of the
United States.
Apples will be sold for twenty cents each, and
chickens will have feathers when you buy them.
Gorblinas will control the production of Hollywood
movies, and they will only feature other gorblinas.
When a dictatorship of the gorblinas finally takes place,
the commands of the gorblina superstructure will
supercede the commands of the Pope of Shammieoyaga.
The first father will command all the gorblinas to take
the jobs from the proletariat, and we will be without
jobs.
We will not be able to pay for food or drinks,
and dates with gold diggers will become cost prohibitive.
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