"Clothes 141" by Artanis Aureus Astoria

Maybe it has something to do with living in
California during a period of extreme drought,
but I enjoy taking a leak on plants, rather than
in a toilet. I always thought, why waste five
gallons or whatever to flush a few ounces of
piss down the toilet? Just walk a few more steps
into the back yard and piss in the bush or on the
tree. Save the fucking water and save the state.
I'm sure that most people would see this as strange.

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