I've been visiting your
website repeatedly and
clicking on all your ads in order to drive up ad
revenue for you site, and to keep you writing
and posting stuff
on your instagram
like all the sexy pictures of you in undies and
swimsuits and tight yoga pants and cute outfits.
I want you to be rich.
but I don't want to give
you any money out of my own pocket, but I can
give you all the clicks you need to become rich.
Screw the advertisers! They all have tons of money
anyway, and what do they care that I'm busting their
advertising
budget.
How many other people do you think are out there
who care about you as much as I do that they would
go out of their way to click the daylights out of your
ads? I'm the only one, and I am the one for you, and
as long as we don't
share the same IP
address it will all
be perfectly fine.
no one will find out about this secret operation to screw
the advertisers out of their money. We should screw them.
and you
should
screw me.
"The Secret Admirer" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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