Fragonard # 5 by Helen Della Rosa

  I've been visiting your
  website repeatedly and

clicking on all your ads in order to drive up ad
revenue for you site, and to keep you writing

 and posting stuff
 on your instagram

like all the sexy pictures of you in undies and
swimsuits and tight yoga pants and cute outfits.

  I want you to be rich.
  but I don't want to give

you any money out of my own pocket, but I can
give you all the clicks you need to become rich.

Screw the advertisers! They all have tons of money
anyway, and what do they care that I'm busting their

  advertising
  budget.

How many other people do you think are out there
who care about you as much as I do that they would

go out of their way to click the daylights out of your
ads? I'm the only one, and I am the one for you, and

  as long as we don't
  share the same IP
  address it will all
  be perfectly fine.

no one will find out about this secret operation to screw
the advertisers out of their money. We should screw them.

  and you
  should
  screw me.

"The Secret Admirer" by Kenneth Larot Yamat

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