The double stack is Wendy's bold response
to the McDouble: it's part of the Four
for Four meal, which I eat with nonchalance
as I upgrade to a large fries and pour
myself a large Coke Zero. The Double
stack does not taste as good as its rival
the McDouble, which tastes like pure trouble
and which ensures my fat thigh’s survival.
If I were to go on a trip to space
and could take any kind of food with me
to ensure the fat of the human race
have a place in outer space it would be
certianly McDonald’s and not Wendy’s
go ahead and dispute me if you please.
"The Double Stack" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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