"Five Poems" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
Drinking Whiskey Is Like Kissing A Woman
After all the bars I've gone to, and all
the drinks I've had, I can say that drinking
whiskey is like kissing a woman. Fall
into a shot of whiskey while thinking
about a woman who you'd love to kiss
and you'll find it a more than adequate
substitute for brining your tongue to bliss.
Not very many people would equate
A shot of whiskey to a kiss because
they have never tried it: I recommend
that they do. Longing for a kiss can cause
mental distress that's very hard to mend:
It's been written about in all kinds of
insane lunatic poems about love.
Blank Is Like Blank
Eating brocolli is like eating wood.
Frying chicken is like going to hell.
Eating bacon is like going to Heaven.
Going broke is like going insane.
Smoking a cigarette is like shooting heroin.
Listening to music is like snorting coke.
Eating cattle feed is like smoking weed.
Drinking applesauce is like drinking vodka.
Drinking whiskey is like drinking nectar.
Drinking whiskey is like kissing a woman.
Breakfast and Lunch on 03.06.2017
For breakfast we had Life cereal which
we had for breakfast a few days ago.
Like I had said yesterday I would ditch
the Life cereal for an ounce of blow.
For lunch we had a bologna sandwich
with cheese and mayonnaise, it was quite good
but the bread was a little soggy which
made the sandwich put me in a bad mood.
I don’t know what we are going to have
for dinner today: if it were up to
me it would be fried rice or chow mein save
the vegetables, which I hate through and through.
The meals today have been O.K. so far,
for dinner I want something quite bizarre.
Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner on 03.05.2017
For breakfast we had raisins in oatmeal
and a cup of coffee that was too dark
the meal was O.K. but it did not feel
like it was enough, not hitting the mark.
For lunch we went to Jack in the Box where
I had eight tacos and a Jumbo Jack
The meal was way too fucking much I swear,
I think I should ask for my money back.
For dinner we had chow mein and fried rice:
the chow mein had too many vegetables
and the glass of water had too much ice.
I would have much preferred weed edibles.
That is everything I ate for today,
I'd eat even more if I had my way.
Breakfast on 03.04.2017
Today we had an apple fritter and
a glass of milk and a cup of coffee
for breakfast, the apple fritter was bland
and the coffee could have used some toffee.
I wonder what else the donut shop has:
do they have glazed donuts and donut holes?
chocolate donuts and all of that jazz?
and scrumptious donuts that fill patron's souls?
Bad bitches from across the universe
come to the donut shop on McKee Road
and recite incomprehensible verse
and poetry and prose by the boat load.
The donut shop on Mckee is the place
to be, and people come from every race.
"Five Poems" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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