Hyperbole # 30

For breakfast we had raisins in oatmeal
and a cup of coffee that was too dark
the meal was O.K. but it did not feel
like it was enough, not hitting the mark.

For lunch we went to Jack in the Box where
I had eight tacos and a Jumbo Jack
The meal was way too fucking much I swear,
I think I should ask for my money back.

For dinner we had chow mein and fried rice:
the chow mein had too many vegetables
and the glass of water had too much ice.
I would have much preferred weed edibles.

That is everything I ate for today,
I'd eat even more if I had my way.

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Hyperbole # 30 by Jennifer Wardell 

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"Raisins" by Kenneth Larot Yamat