Send me a message if you would like to meet me. Just trying this out. I've been living in the Las Vegas area since January 2018. I moved here from the San Francisco Bay Area.
I work for a multi-national pumpkin seed and pulp production corporation that operates in over 9000 countries and has sales over 20 trillion dollars annually. I plan on eventually selling my pumpkin corporation stock options, pumpkin seed futures, and other pumpkin related derivatives within the next 45 seconds, and at that point I will have plenty money to take you out on dates, and start my own squashes and pumpkins conglomerate, and develop new instruments to smooth out the pumpkins pricing market: collateralized pumpkin obligations and pumpkin backed securities to name a few.
I'm looking for dates involving dinner and drinks, and possibly mutual infatuation and mind-searing obsession. I'm not super picky in terms of looks, body type, race, age, or whatever, and if I've looked at your profile, then I'm probably interested, but couldn't think of anything to say, so message me. I think hanging out and dating is the only real way to figure out if you like someone or not.
I usually like reading peoples' profiles, and I usually look for longer descriptions. There seems to be something wrong with people who have super short profile entries, but I'm legit. I just don't know what else to say.
"OK Cupid Profile" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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