When horse crap collides with dog shit the sound
sounds like bull shit and smells like ambergris,
you could sell the concoction by the pound
or you could even mix it with cat piss.
Think of all the wonderful guano
possibilities out there: forty parts
horse crap sixty parts dog shit and although
this sounds nasty it is off the damn charts
in terms of what it can do for potted
plants, in ancient times it was not out of
place for a farmer to be allotted
several units of human crap above
the amount considered safe in modern
times, craps that were orange, green and auburn.
"Horse Crap and Dog Shit" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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