Hyperbole # 22 by Jennifer Wardell

For breakfast this morning we had Fruity
Pebbles and a cup of coffee. I swear
that I am not trying to be snooty
but we only get kid's cereal, there

is no reason we can't have something more
adult, like Honey Bunches of Oats and
Corn Flakes and Raisin Bran. I would adore
my host a little more if she served canned

sardines and scrambled eggs for breakfast, Why
is it so hard to get something tasty
to eat in the morning, I think that I
should be honest with my host, she's hasty

when it comes to making breakfast for us
making something hearty would be a plus.

"Fruity Pebbles" by Kenneth Larot Yamat

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