I drink about four liters of this stuff
every day and every day of the week
and every week of the month and every
month of the year. It's a really good drink
but it's either the sheer quantity or
maybe it's the caffeine or the Splenda
that makes me need to take the fattest piss
every half hour or so, and that sucks.
I'll be in the middle of something that's
important and I'll need to rush to the
bathroom to let the lizard bleed as hard
as I can push it with wicked relief.
I should really consider switching to
water, without the poisons I'd piss less.
"Diet Pepsi" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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