Diet Coke is about as addictive
as Coke, what it lacks is a sugar rush,
but all the rest is there, the caffeine gives
your brain a pick-me-up if it was mush,
and the carbonation tickles your throat
with a soft burn of bubbles and Splenda.
With Coke addicts you are in the same boat
and a victim of Coke's foul agenda
to get everyone hooked on at least four
liters or more of Diet Coke per day.
You'll Start at two liters, then reach for more
until at six liters you're on your way.
The crisp refreshing taste of Diet Coke
will take up your money until you're broke.
"Diet Coke" by Kenneth Larot Yamat
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