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Eating broccoli is like eating wood.
Frying chicken is like going to hell.
Eating bacon is like going to Heaven.
Going broke is like going insane.
Smoking a cigarette is like shooting heroin.
Listening to music is like snorting coke.
Eating cattle feed is like smoking weed.
Drinking applesauce is like drinking vodka.
Drinking whiskey is like drinking nectar.
Drinking whiskey is like kissing a woman.

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Hyperbole # 28 by Jennifer Wardell 

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"Blank Is Like Blank" by Kenneth Larot Yamat