Hyperbole # 7 by Jennifer Wardell

We had a bagle for breakfast today,
and it was a lousy bagle, it was
not toasted, and had nothing in the way
of cream cheese. Sans cream cheese a bagle does

not taste very good: it's like eating dough,
and I don't eat dough, unless it's cookie
dough, which I'd like to eat more of, although
it might not be safe. Balled like a rookie

baseball player, I'd smash  through five gallons
of it, white chocolate macadamia
is my favorite, clutched inside my talons,
eating like I have severe mania.

I should ask for cookie dough for breakfast,
I'd eat up the cookies and beat my chest.

"Big Breakfast"

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