Archived Content 04/02/18 06:11 PM

 A Call to Action


taste the best of the oranges

and eat the best of the pumpkins

and taste tea made of franks


and beat to death the people who

are already dead inside


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The Bathroom


waiting for the bathroom to free

up so that i can take a shower before

work. i really just need a quick

rinse and a shave.


i kind of wanted to go to the gas

station to buy cigarettes, and then

come back later. but i think that i

will pass. i do have to try to quit 

smoking.


i may just shave and brush

my teeth at the kitchen sink.


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Jomabolly Mabolly


You like to bother my while I'm in the processes

of writing things.  It is because you are a total idiot

who likes to distract me from my work.


I never met anyone as annoying as you.  When I'm

concentrating on this really awesome verse, you 

bother me to death with nonsense about crackers.


You are the jamabolly mabolly, and for that reason

I find that you and I can no longer co-exist, and for

that reason I'm going to steal your lunches forever.


Dying in your cubicle typing away.  Starving to death

and wasting away.  You will be as skinny as a runway

model, but not as tall or as blond or as sexy.


Jomabolly Mabolly is the ancient name of people who

eat the honey of the parisanium insect.  A small bug

no larger than a thimble, and filled with the sweet juice.

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